It Turns Out That, Rather Than Space Orcs, Humans Are More Like Space Cats. We Believe Ourselves To Be

Piss off!!! Thanks!!!!!!!!!! :)))))

Fr 💀

noooooooo Aziraphale don't turn around you won't survive the cunt this diva is serving

just to hide outside your door 🐍🍎

AHHHKK MY IDIOTS!!!

me: I ship them

friend: oh like romantically?

me: no. like cursed object passed between hands for centuries, they are cosmically linked, probably bonded by blood ritual, I think they’ve fought in a war together in at least three lifetimes, and their souls make direct eye contact every time they breathe in the same room

friend: so… romantically?

me: yeah. like. with kissing.

let's pretend im not awfully late on this trend...

based on this meme:

(og post by @/sweepswoop_ on twitter)

Feeling wistful 🧚‍♀️🧚‍♂️ for heterosexuality