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By Kris. “Cyanide & Happiness is like a cloud, if you stare at it long enough, it evaporates.” - Sarah McLachlan — http://www.explosm.net
Money Trees
My boss has a two year old son and this is in his bathroom I’m laughing so hard omg
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can i just share my Favorite moment
thebombasticbookman said:
Can you read some of the Windows 95 Tips, Tricks, and Tweaks blog?
Computer’s actin’ funny.
Original post from here by neilcicierega
Please do yourself a favor and unmute this.
Wait a second, am I tripping balls?
Whenever the Chaotic Neutral player proposes a plan
Zoned Out
Inescapable traps
gosh but like we spent hundreds of years looking up at the stars and wondering “is there anybody out there” and hoping and guessing and imagining
because we as a species were so lonely and we wanted friends so bad, we wanted to meet other species and we wanted to talk to them and we wanted to learn from them and to stop being the only people in the universe
and we started realizing that things were maybe not going so good for us— we got scared that we were going to blow each other up, we got scared that we were going to break our planet permanently, we got scared that in a hundred years we were all going to be dead and gone and even if there were other people out there, we’d never get to meet them
and then
we built robots?
and we gave them names and we gave them brains made out of silicon and we pretended they were people and we told them hey you wanna go exploring, and of course they did, because we had made them in our own image
and maybe in a hundred years we won’t be around any more, maybe yeah the planet will be a mess and we’ll all be dead, and if other people come from the stars we won’t be around to meet them and say hi! how are you! we’re people, too! you’re not alone any more!, maybe we’ll be gone
but we built robots, who have beat-up hulls and metal brains, and who have names; and if the other people come and say, who were these people? what were they like?
the robots can say, when they made us, they called us discovery; they called us curiosity; they called us explorer; they called us spirit. they must have thought that was important.
and they told us to tell you hello.
You have a dinner date for seven pm. What time do you arrive?
Polar Ring Galaxy NGC 660 in the constellation Pisces.
NASA
Phroyd
Accurate description of TES main playable races
Altmer: elves no-one likes including themselves
Bosmer: shapeshifting forest ninja elves with interesting culinary tastes
Dunmer: insect-riding, chain-smoking slaver elves
Orc: (former)elves no-one likes despite being awesome
Argonian: lizardmen who are the spawn of ancient god-like alien fungi trees
Khajiit: Cats. Also got so high they reached one of the moons
Imperial: the Roman Empire in a jungle. The jungle was retconned
Redguard: desert dwellers. May have literally sunk their previous continent with a massive spirit sword
Nord: buff dudes that can yell at problems to make them go away
Breton: half-elf, half-human, politicking, backstabbing witchmen who are always represented as boring generic medieval folks in all games
A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is, or what scares me most. And I know they expect an answer like heights, or closed spaces, or people dressed like animals, but how do I tell them that when I was 17 I took a class called Relationships For Life and I learned that most people fall out of love for the same reasons they fell in it. That their lover’s once endearing stubbornness has now become refusal to compromise and their one track mind is now immaturity and their bad habits that you once adored is now money down the drain. Their spontaneity becomes reckless and irresponsible and their feet up on your dash is no longer sexy, just another distraction in your busy life. Nothing saddens and scares me like the thought that I can become ugly to someone who once thought all the stars were in my eyes.
fun gender neutral things to call your partner:
TRAITOR