Accurate Description Of TES Main Playable Races

Accurate description of TES main playable races

Altmer: elves no-one likes including themselves

Bosmer: shapeshifting forest ninja elves with interesting culinary tastes

Dunmer: insect-riding, chain-smoking slaver elves

Orc: (former)elves no-one likes despite being awesome

Argonian: lizardmen who are the spawn of ancient god-like alien fungi trees

Khajiit: Cats. Also got so high they reached one of the moons

Imperial: the Roman Empire in a jungle. The jungle was retconned

Redguard: desert dwellers. May have literally sunk their previous continent with a massive spirit sword

Nord: buff dudes that can yell at problems to make them go away

Breton: half-elf, half-human, politicking, backstabbing witchmen who are always represented as boring generic medieval folks in all games