And Here We Have Another Chapter Where Urie Gets Fucked Up For The 500th Time, Lol

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

Ino: What did you do at school today?

8-year-old Inojin: Learned about dragons.

Ino: Your class learned about dragons?

Inojin: I learned about dragons. I don't know what everybody else was doing.

How to make a character's death sadder

 Don’t have them die of old age after a long, fulfilling life. Many people don’t even think of this as sad (note that this can still work if you have enough of the other factors).

 Leave one of their major goals unfinished. The more enthusiastic they are about completing the goal, the sadder.

 Give them strong relationships with other characters.

 Make them fight against whatever is causing their death. Their ultimate loss is sadder if they struggle.

 Kill them in the middle of their character arc.

 Don’t describe their funeral in detail. Maybe it’s just me, but I find that long descriptions of funerals kill the sadness.

me : no thoughts, head empty-

my friend : just what? you are supposed to say what's on your mind

me : no. that's it

Urie: I don’t get paid enough for this.

Takeomi: For what?

Urie: [ Gestures to everything ]

Dazai: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually 'severe psychological distress'.

bonus points if someone comes in and interrupts you and you have to start all over.

Might have these out of order but just a good thread to share.