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There is a garden in my heart 🥀 © Jee Won Park (ig: zeewipark)

Guys remember when my partner was convicted with 56 counts of criminal mischief

i love that mayhem is a legal term. like u can be charged with mayhem. its like arresting someone for funny business

Having “environmentalism” be a major feature of your personal statement while your corny bf mints crypto art is a truly incredible thought process, yt nyc art school girlies are in a different reality

boss baby

Allright, I kinda have a “Vermintide” period of life xD Idk. But Markus… Holy Sigmar, Markus… So here are some sketches

Only true convention veterans will remember

Yaoi paddles

Praying your parents don’t see anything weird when they’re dropping you off

Yelling “buttscratcher” and at least 10 people yelling back.

Org XIII cosplayers as far as the eye can see

“The Game”

Free Hugs

Glomps

The banning of Glomps

The paranoia of cosplaying Sauske, Naruto, Sora, or Riku because you know someone has a Yaoi paddle and they’re watching your ass like Wile E. Coyote watches the Roadrunner

Homestuck invasion

Not being able to cosplay or enjoy One Piece without some asshole screaming the 4Kids theme at you

Cat ears

Seriously how did Yaoi Paddles stick around for so long? You would never get away with that today. You’d probably go to jail for that behavior

Ubersreik Five Ranked By Alcohol Tolerance:

1) Bardin: Has had a nonzero BAC for over a century

2) Sienna: Can actually drink most people under the table. ("The alcohol burns off, darlings!")

3) Kruber: Average tolerance, but has had a lot of practice.

4) Kerillian: Complete lightweight, gets competitive with the 'mayflies', which makes it worse.

5) Saltzpyre: Blacks out after 2 glasses of wine.

This is canon and i will not be hearing objections at this time