Ubersreik Five Ranked By Alcohol Tolerance:

Ubersreik Five Ranked By Alcohol Tolerance:

1) Bardin: Has had a nonzero BAC for over a century

2) Sienna: Can actually drink most people under the table. ("The alcohol burns off, darlings!")

3) Kruber: Average tolerance, but has had a lot of practice.

4) Kerillian: Complete lightweight, gets competitive with the 'mayflies', which makes it worse.

5) Saltzpyre: Blacks out after 2 glasses of wine.

This is canon and i will not be hearing objections at this time