Be Safe Y’all

I swear sometimes I find absolute threads of gold once in a while

I build an army

Cursed ring that makes you shit out a Chupacabra

*goes to chiropractor* please crackmy entire

Existence

The little mental “oh fuck” is so perfect

Did Aziraphale just check out Crowley's arse when he bent over?

Why, yes. Yes, he did.

“If you can’t make your own baby, then store bought is fine”

but if I ever did give birth I would LOVE it when someone complimented my baby. because then I would get to say, "thanks! I made it myself"

I bring a sorta "Nazi's are bad' vibe to the family reunion that my relatives don't really like

You ever have stomach pain so bad you dip tums into pepto like it’s fucking chips and salsa????

Once again I'm saying that it's fucking WILD that this is a controversial topic.

I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say