I Bring A Sorta "Nazi's Are Bad' Vibe To The Family Reunion That My Relatives Don't Really Like

“If you can’t make your own baby, then store bought is fine”

but if I ever did give birth I would LOVE it when someone complimented my baby. because then I would get to say, "thanks! I made it myself"

REBLOG YOU COWARDS

Reblog if you think trans women:

A. Are women

B. Can be lesbians

“Sex for Homework” by Mindless Self-indulgence, but instead of “cookies and cream”, they say “berries and cream” and the whole song is sang by the little lad.

Problem found: they’re only using the “min” part and now I’m shit at everything

You've minmaxed your characters enough.

Now, it's their turn to minmax you

YouTube

Villain Archetypes Are WILD

Villain Archetypes Are WILD

This is some Janus and Remus shit

me: *has hair in tight ponytail, hasn’t had any caffeine, has been staring at a screen for 8 hours, and hasn’t eaten*

also me: why tf does my head hurt

You ever have stomach pain so bad you dip tums into pepto like it’s fucking chips and salsa????

I swear sometimes I find absolute threads of gold once in a while

*goes to chiropractor* please crackmy entire

Existence