I Love Having No Idea How To Talk To Real People

It is to train you for the day they arrive

I hate it when bugs bite me. stop reminding me I'm edible

“If you can’t make your own baby, then store bought is fine”

but if I ever did give birth I would LOVE it when someone complimented my baby. because then I would get to say, "thanks! I made it myself"

Currently thinking about the time my grandma told my cousin to play happy music so she immediately played “Paint it Black” by The Rolling Stones and “Bullet” by Hollywood Undead

“Sex for Homework” by Mindless Self-indulgence, but instead of “cookies and cream”, they say “berries and cream” and the whole song is sang by the little lad.

Best post ever

M

Charts that make me feel icky

Reblog this first

I bring a sorta "Nazi's are bad' vibe to the family reunion that my relatives don't really like

Reblog this second

You can’t just hide this shit in the tags

wait but can we talk about how jarring it is to read official news releases ab this show after marinating for months in the good omens fandom on tumblr?? like, i'll read a piece from an actual news site that goes something like,,, "Good Omens explores the dynamic between two unlikely friends--one angelic, one demonic--as they navigate their lives on Earth in the aftermath of a failed attempt to enact Armageddon. Throughout the course of the second season's six-episode run, Crowley (as played by Dr. Who's David Tennant) and Aziraphale (played by the delightful Michael Sheen of Prodigal Son) must face down power-hungry demons, unexpected visitors, and new job prospects, all while playing matchmaker for a couple of shopkeepers in the area. In the wake of an overwhelmingly positive reception from fans, there's discussion of an upcoming season 3."

and it's like,,, I-- WHAT??? is this how non-brainrotted individuals approach the story? did we even watch the same show???

cause meanwhile, for the past three months, we've all collectively been like,,,

we really truly are living in the eye of the hyperfixation hurricane, huh?