Concept: A Villain With Adhd, And A Hero With Autism. They Hate Each Other But Also Are Very Accommodating.

EX Boyfriends [MOUTHWASHING animatic] i wonder if a week of suffering was worth it.

like i could see sqh making some joke about “you guys mustve been desperate to settle for me” and them being confused like “wdym we fucking settled we fucking scored higher marks than lan wangji’s back scars”

i love the fact that shang qinghua, who has always considered himself the height of mediocrity, scored the two pickiest people in the world: Mobei Jun, who will simply freeze people into ice cubes and leave them to die if he doesn't vibe with them, and Shen yuan, who was born being a hater, died being a hater, woke up, and continued being a hater.

Shen Qingqiu literally used to have lists of cup ramen brands he refused to eat bc the texture of their noodles was off, and Mobei Jun has killed people for disliking the sound of their feet when they walked.

but they both looked at this hamster once and were like “fucking marriage material lets go”

average moshenshang exchange: Shen Qingqiu: do you literally have zero care for bro code???? Shang Qinghua: SORRY BRO I ONLY KNOW HTML AND SOME BASIC PYTHON Mobei-Jun: qinghua,,,, can talk to snakes?????? 

CONCEPT: drunk Shang Qinghua mentioning that with his massive tits, Mobei Jun would look fucking hot in a corset, and so Shen Qingqiu, former cosplayer, whips out his sewing skills and makes a fancy blue corset for Mobei Jun and Shang Qinghua just passes away from being a flustered gay little hamster

Shang Qinghua: wait… how did you know how to make a corset so fast?? Shen Qingqiu: well. sometimes with my old cosplays…. Shang Qinghua, ready to die for a second time: oh my god. Shen Qingqiu: look, i just had a thin waist okay? it worked with my body type! Shang Qinghua: OH MY GOD.

An AU where when Shen Yuan died, it created two separate timelines - one where he transmigrated and went through the canon SVSSS events, and one where he survived (along with SQH) and lived on… now they somehow have found out about the other!

(Part 2)

Mo Dao Zu Shi: JingYi’s unexpected talent

No one knows the GuSu Lan rules better than Lan JingYi.

(Twitter has been wondering if LQR is dying. He’s not. He’s just sick–he’ll be back to putting the fear of deities into disciples with sect rules the next year.)

Bonus:

Sect Leader Yao: You think you're smarter than everyone else.  Wei Wuxian: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.

cumplan

NINE MORE FOLLOWERS TO PREGNANT JUN WU

spare 14 please :')