and SQH then just has to deal with these two grumpy little cats knocking things over and warring for his attention and being brats
sqq sits at sqh’s desk while he’s writing and bites him whenever he forgets a plot point. meowbei-jun gets mad and smacks sqq onto the floor so forcefully with his big kitty paws that sqq gets knocked out, and mbj just proceeds to turn and make big eyes at sqh like “im juft a kitjy cat,,,, see i am so innocent and smol,,,,”
mbj just does not consider that cat injuries translate to human injuries and so spends their entire time as cats smacking the shit out of sqq and then is very confused when sqq is heavily concussed and maimed back in human form. (no one knows to this day if this was another courting attempt or simply meowbei jun being a dick)
sqh also would start a tiktok acc just filming his cats then suddenly one day have to explain why the cats are gone and two inhumanly attractive men are sitting in his apartment looking like they just were in a barfight
Local Mouse Girl Seeking Criminal Opportunities: Yuyu!
ID: A low quality cartoony drawing of an original character with medium length brown curly hair, mouse-like ears peeking from her hair. She wears a long fluffy green jacket. her face holds a playfully determined expression.
How the hell did Nie Huaisang make it past the censors?? He's 3x as gay as everyone else put together.
This is the gusu trio basically
Sangcheng week Day 1 - Occasions
🪷 While a cultivation conference was being held in Yunmeng Jiang, the Jiang-zongzhu and Nie-zongzhu rested together. In the morning, Jiang-zhonghzu would cut off the sleeve of his robes, so as not to rouse his resting lover, not knowing that said man would flaunt the piece later for all to see. 🪷
lol this was supposed to a proper two-parter to tie in the point together more clearly and all but...... i just didn't feel like finishing this part ngl so all you get is a sketch hjdsh
also dont think too hard about why would JC go to the conference in the ruined robes or why didn't he take them off in the first place when going to sleep or how did NHS manage to get it together so quickly just. don't worry about that ok. plot convenience jfhkd
close-ups of the girlies. yes lines only cuz im lines lover and colours hater (more like failure lol dfhkjh)
OH YEA BTW for those who dont know ye this is obvs a reference to the emperor Ai of Han and the whole cutsleeve thing lol
About time I drew for my favorite ship 💚💜
POV: Ur Lan Qiren grading assignments for the Gusu Quartet
“Lan Wanji, your essay is excellent, but I don’t remember “Wei Wuxian’s name surrounded by little hearts” being part of the rubric. Wei Wuxian, this would be a great essay, if I assigned you an essay about the different rabbit species in Gusu, and not about the intersection of ethical theory and abstinence within Cultivation history. Nie Huaisang, your excuse for an intro paragraph is clearly word for word copied from Jiang Wanyin, and the rest are just drawings of birds. Jiang Wanyin, stop letting Nie Huaisang copy off you. And Jin Zixuan… I cannot read your handwriting.”
Qinghua ft. boobei-jun 🫶🏻
DNFHFHSHDHFHFHD IM GONNA SOB THIS IS AMAZING? THANK YOU SO MUCH. I promise I have so many more memes and stuff in store heheheheheheheh
Cumplane and their Cold Ass Big Titty Goth Wife™
🧊🥒🐹
For @xxmiserysmilesxx
The two best reasons to ship anything are:
1.Incredible, deep and detailed narrative themes. The parallels that seem to hit just right, the narrative foils that they can be to each other, the intricate dynamic that's both extremely complex and easily understood. The juxtaposition between something that's harsh and undoubtedly toxic, with the softer undertones, the parts where you read in-between the lines and find a mutual feeling of loneliness from both parts, their intrinsic understanding of each other comes from the mere fact that they're each others mirrored reflections and shadows. In the end both sides will be together forever, and you as an audience can clearly see their tragedy laid out before in a path that blurs pure anguish and tender romance
2.It would be so fucking funny
standards? What are those again?
They/them • sangcheng enthusiast 💚💜 • useless artist
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