Tattoo Design Commission For Abigail

"Credit to the original artist" is not credit to the original artist

she weaponized her gag gift im crying

Watching you go, for the last time (Part 1)

do you want to see a random species of bird

Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

sad bindle with ant

sorry i told ur brother to follow his dreams lol i didn’t know that his dreams included trying to murder u

"we're all sort of making it up at the end of the day" is definitely one of those beautifully true and reusable quotes originating from a context you wouldn't expect*

*trumps lawyer said this in court today when probed on what he is basing a legal assertion he made on

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

i wish i could infinitely regenerate my body parts so i could explode into viscera for dramatic effect whenever something mildly upsetting occurs