I’m Just Like Tinkerbell Except My Light Starts To Fade When No One Jerks Off To The Thought Of Me

Spooky season is here!

Have some Eldritch monster magical girls

**horny** let's write fanfiction shall we

Jonathan on May 12th: I saw the count emerge from the window, crawling over the walls like a lizard. I experienced feelings of horror I have never felt before and a sense of fear and dread unmatched.

Jonathan on May 15th: Dracula back on his bullshit, climbs the castle like a lizard🙄 #tired

this barbie likes other barbies

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what the fuck is an open relationship. die for me or go fuck yourself

a forehead kiss would hit so hard right now

Oh, Dracula

Johnathan Harker: Oh my God, I am a prisoner in this wretched castle! Nothing but prey for that bewildering Dracula fellow! There is no hope for me but to pray I arise no suspicion in Dracula so I may delay the inevitable.

Dracula, washing Johnathan’s dishes: This is going great. I’m gonna get a good grade in being human, which is both normal to want and possible to achieve.

girls only want one thing

it's rotten work, but without the rot nothing can grow