I Love It When People Are Obsessed With Their Wives. It’s Like Yeah That’s Literally What You’re

And I'd like it to stop

“We suffer more often in imagination than in reality.”

— Seneca

My new drunk funk

transcript:

[music starts] Cast my spell, from my wand Drink my drink, dance til dawn Drink my drink, dance til dawn Cast my spell, from my wand Yes I am a mage, no you can't ask my age Because I'm old as balls, but I still can dance and rave And when we're at the function, that's when i drink my potion And then me and my mages, start causing a commotion Cast my spell, from my wand Drink my drink, dance til dawn And now we're having fun, the parties just begun The boys are out, the moon is up, and in its light we run And all the club is dancing, air thick with romancing Ladies to ladies casting spell, and they are so enchanting Drink my drink, dance til dawn Cast my spell, from my wand Cast my spell, from my wand Drink my drink, dance til dawn [music fades out]

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This is your daily reminder to not be ashamed of making your life easy for yourself.

Cut your food into small pieces, make the font size 30 on your e book, use straws to drink, get a pen that’s comfortable to hold, take more naps, walk slowly, eat another cookie, buy velcro shoes, re-watch the part you couldn’t understand the first time, write things on your hands so you don’t forget it… whatever you want and/or need

Don’t let anyone tell you how you should be doing things. We don’t need to prove each other anything

Day 71

dan fcjuxking dies

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thankful to Dracula Daily for teaching me that this Hark a Vagrant comic is literally exactly what happens in the book

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tis I the dumb slut

girls who pretend to be innocent and pure in front of their family, but are secretly pathetic, dumb sluts who rub their brains out to older men online >>

I see myself in a field of wild flowers 6 feet under feeding nature my remains

it makes me so uncomfortable when people ask me “where do you see yourself in [x] years” like……..i see myself cold in the ground my guy but thats not the answer u want to hear so this is an awkward predicament we’re in huh