Rat Girl Summer

Spooky season is here!

Have some Eldritch monster magical girls

This guy is really going to regret sitting down with Jon

bloodlust is the best word in the english language. she has everything. sex. violence. assonance. who can compare.

Jonathan on May 12th: I saw the count emerge from the window, crawling over the walls like a lizard. I experienced feelings of horror I have never felt before and a sense of fear and dread unmatched.

Jonathan on May 15th: Dracula back on his bullshit, climbs the castle like a lizard🙄 #tired

By pixeljeff

Botanica No.23

— by Gail Potocki

"don't let the door hit you where the good Lord split you"

Bc starwars has those heavy ass automatic doors do you think instead of saying “don’t let the door hit you on your way out” it would be more appropriate to say “don’t let the door crush you to death on your way out”? While making excessive eye contact during the delivery of the phrase.

Me reading haunting Adeline in a nutshell