The Ruthless Prince Masterlist 

— strangers (soulmates) part 1

pairing: erwin smith x f!reader

summary: erwin smith was the embodiment of intimation, money, and power. and you were his personal assistant.

genre: office au; smut, angst

word count: 2.1k

warnings/notes: swearing, no real warnings for this part; purely self-indulgent bc i just watched aot for the first time and i love him so bad

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❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗

I was scrolling through Tumblr and came across a post of KNOWN PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR (many of which have or want to rape actual children/minors)

THERE ARE ACTUAL PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MINORS ON TUMBLR

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS LIST AND KEEP OUR MINORS SAFE

I luuuh this

I DO GET 50/50 BCS I GOT DILUC ON ALBEDO'S BANNER JDJSJSISISKDJJSJS PLS XIAO BABY COME HOME OR I'M GONNA SUCCUMB INTO THE WORLD OF WHALING

WE FUCKING DID IT AGAIN LADS!!!

AHHHHHH GOD IS FUCKING REAL YOU GUYS!! XIAO BANNER IS SO FUCKING NICE. MY LUCK HAS BEEN SO ASS SINCE ZHONGLI BANNER. MY LUCK LITERALLY WORKS ON A PITY SYSTEM. I GET SOMETHING GOOD THEN ITS A FUCKING 6 MONTH LONG BADLUCK SLUMP. I WAS FUCKING SCREAMING IN VOICECHAT WHEN XIAO SHOWED UP. THEN FUCKING DILUC CAME?? I LOST MY VOICE ISTG. 

ZHONGLI BANNER GAVE ME ZHONGLI AND KEQING IN ONE TEN PULL. XIAO AND DILUC CAME IN ONE 10 PULL. THANK FUCK IT WAS DILUC. THE ONLY 5 STAR THEAT I SERIOUSLY WANT CONSTELLATIONS ONE. I WAS SO SCARED BECAUSE I WAS ON A 50/50 AND I WOULD HAVE FUCKING CRIED IF I DIDN’T GET HIM. THEN DILUC CAME NEXT SO MY NEXT 5 STAR IS GUARENTEED. 

but seriously, good fucking luck to you all. I believe in you. Xiao banner is so nice from what I’ve seen. 

—# 🍨 MAKING OUT WITH THEM IN THEIR BEDROOM

A/N; <33

#ALBEDO;

The type of guy to orginal ask if he could paint you in the setting for your bedroom but actually finds himself, staring at you for too long. Nearly seconds later your lips have several greetings, and only find you both on his bed later, with your hands exploring his chest and his hands exploring your lower body.

#CHILDE;

Would flirt with you, for a little until his lips find themselves on your necks, hearing faint whimpers and moans leave your throat while his hands explore your body. And the best part were the lingering kisses you shared with him.

#DILUC;

The type of guy to be patient, and will only wait until you make the first move. Though once you nod your head in agreement, he will take no time, kissing you all over, lips, necks, cheeks, everything underneath. He takes his time as well.

#KAEYA;

You guys would already be making out before you even enter his bedroom, that’s why you would already have your legs wrapped around his waist and everything while he kisses you deeply. He likes the warmth of your lips and everything, brings joy to his eyes and souls.

Venti, Xiao, Klee, and Qiqi singing AAHHH THIS IS SO CUTE you can listen it here!

HE ALREADY DID I GOT HIM ON MY 56TH PULL

6 days left and I still don't get xiao ㅠㅠ

NOOO YOU GOT THIS. I FUCKING BELIEVE!! THE STARS WILL BE ALLIGNED. HE’S JUST TESTING YOUR DEDICATION. LAST DAY HE WILL COME JUST WATCH. C1 XIAO IS HEADING YOUR WAY. 

I’m about to bust open another summoning circle. We need to hold hands stronger and channel our inner gacha luck. I will be so upset if you don’t get him. Please xiao, don’t be a bitch and come home. 

iterum vivere (childe/tartaglia)

a/n: wow, it’s been fucking forever. first genshin fic featuring childe/tartaglia!!! a very huge thank you to @suspensin​ for reading this over and being my rock and support, and i love her so fucking much. I couldn’t have finished this without her!

plot: reincarnation and modern/uni!au ft. afab reader!traveler with she/they pronouns x childe/tartaglia 

– in which meeting childe is a bit of a dangerous game of push and pull

wc: 12.1k; angst + fluff

warnings:  DOES CONTAIN IN-GAME SPOILERS (1.5? 1.6? + story quest and idek) and NSFW MENTIONS (mdni to be safe). there’s no explicit smut but thoughts do run a bit wild here and there

“Haven’t we met before?”

The shine in your eyes does nothing to hide your curiosity, head even tilting a little in observation. He watches them scan his face for any recognizable features, but attempts to focus on the strange, taut string of déjà vu that pulls him toward you. In a moment of absentmindedness, he had heard a faint voice call out his name from your direction. Confusion overtook him as you weren’t looking at him, but something inside his brain said that it had to be from you. And so his feet redirected his path towards your figure in the student union building, as if on a mission.

“A fucking whale, Childe?”

Oh.

“I don’t think so…?” You trail off, curiosity now replaced by perplexed feelings. “Do we have a class together?”

I think I would’ve noticed you by now if you were.

“Ah, what’s your major?” Childe asks quickly to avoid listening to the little voice in his head.

“History and anthropology, you?”

“Economics, but I’ve taken a history course for core credits. Maybe it was then?”

“With Dr. Zhong?”

“Yes!” He snaps his fingers. Part of his brain decides to usefully function and scan his memories to see if he remembers your face or head of hair in the lecture hall then. “Last year? Tuesdays and Thursdays from 10 to 11:20?”

“Actually, yeah,” you affirm in surprise. You think you would remember the relatively attractive ginger in your class, but honestly, it had all been such a blur and you were often pretty sleepy during class. Dr. Zhong didn’t quite appreciate it, but you made up for it with your exam and essay grades, as well as paying better attention in some of his other courses.

“Did you need me for anything?”

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