Heyo!! My pronouns are she/they and I like to write and shitpost :Pxenia12.carrd.co
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Froggy (the person who has been helping me write Losing Marbles) said I should reply with this image as a hint and she is so right so here ya go :3
how is Losing Marbles going? You've got rly good paragraph structuring and the story has such wonderfully written angst, I love it 🥺
Oh aaaa thanks!!! I have the next chapter over halfway done but haven’t been able to do much for the past couple months because of my trip. I’m going home in a few days tho, so hopefully I can get back into writing soon!!
how is Losing Marbles going? You've got rly good paragraph structuring and the story has such wonderfully written angst, I love it 🥺
Oh aaaa thanks!!! I have the next chapter over halfway done but haven’t been able to do much for the past couple months because of my trip. I’m going home in a few days tho, so hopefully I can get back into writing soon!!
That’s all I need 😌
You agreed.” Sasha muttered, shutting her eyes.
“You agreed to stay away, to stop doing this.”
“You should know better than to make deals with me, love.” Darcy's voice floated through Sasha ears, making it impossible to tell where they were really coming from. But the source of the voice didn’t really matter, because the girl wouldn’t look anyways.
“Open those pretty eyes for me, hm?”
Oops, I wrote a thing.
The gays are at it again I love it
You agreed.” Sasha muttered, shutting her eyes.
“You agreed to stay away, to stop doing this.”
“You should know better than to make deals with me, love.” Darcy's voice floated through Sasha ears, making it impossible to tell where they were really coming from. But the source of the voice didn’t really matter, because the girl wouldn’t look anyways.
“Open those pretty eyes for me, hm?”
Oops, I wrote a thing.
The gays are at it again I love it
Remember the idea I had? Well I have a snippet for it (Marcy despite being a scientist who KNOWS exactly how bad alcohol and smoking is, does it anyway because It calms her down.) It's in script format because I'm lazy.
Marcy, staring bug-eyed at the Past!Calamity trio, cigarette nearly falling out of their mouth:oh. Hi there...?
Sasha, covering Past!Marcy's ears: hey! Now who are you?
Marcy: Dr. Marcy Wu. You, Past versions of my friends have been brought to the future!
Past!Sasha: the what-
Hehehehe >:]
Idea!
Future AU where Marcy becomes a sleep deprived, morally grey mad scientist, and while experimenting with one of her "projects" (machines with world destroying capabilities) brings season 2 Sasha, Anne and Marcy to the future. Past!Marcy is equal parts exited and horrified about what she becomes later on, Sasha and Anne meet their future selves. Fun times. Also Darcys still their, just kinda stuck in Marcy's head.
Ooooo i n t e r e s t i n g
I have so many WIPs and ideas tho that I’ll probably never get to writing this hhhhhhh
Rn I’m jumping back and forth between a time skip Darcy thing and Losing Marbles ch6. But I also have Of Many Minds, my sus Darcy AU, Don’t Meet Your Heroes (this one is stolen from a friend hehe), and maybe even possible Darcy Shenanigans lmao
Help
Incorrect Divorce Trio Quotes :P
Barrel: I lost Leif.
Andrias: How did you LOSE Leif?!
Barrel: To be fair, she is very small.
Andrias: Where is the fucking key?
Barrel: Andrias, Leif is around, can you say it a little nicer?
Andrias: May I ascertain the whereabouts of the FUCKING KEY?!
Leif: The results are in, I’m afraid you have updog…
Andrias: What’s updog?
Leif: Barrel! Get in here, I told you I could do it!
Leif: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Barrel: *crouches down*
Andrias: *sits on the floor*
Leif:
Leif: I hate both of you.
Leif: We need to open this locked door. Andrias, give me your royal credit card.
Andrias: Here.
Leif, pocketing it: Thanks. Barrel, break down the door.
Incorrect Darcy Quotes :3
This post turned out so long tf XD
Darcy: Slash gamemode creative.
Sasha: Dude, this isn't Min-
Darcy: *starts levitating*
Andrias: I need life advice.
Darcy, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right people.
Andrias: Why are you late?
Darcy: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.
Andrias: Overslept?
Darcy: Overslept.
Andrias: I feel so burnt out.
Darcy: Don’t worry, it'll be over soon.
Andrias: Are you gonna... assassinate me?
Darcy: Well not if you’re expecting it.
Darcy: Something’s off.
Andrias: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.
Darcy: No, but that’s funny.
Darcy: Andrias, we tried things your way.
Andrias: No, we didn't.
Darcy: We did it in our head and it didn't work.
Andrias: You read my diary?
Darcy: At first we did not know it was your diary. We thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
Darcy: Marcy is 39 cheetos tall.
Andrias: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos?
Darcy: Because we're out of doritos.
Olivia: Let me see what you have!
Darcy: A SCYTHE!
Olivia: NO!
Olivia, about Darcy: They're covered in blood again. Why is it they're always covered in blood?
Andrias: Well, it looks like it's their own blood this time.
Anne: Marcy, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Darcy: Well of course we have.
Darcy: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Darcy: It's boring.
Darcy: Well Andrias, we have to say, we’re really disappointed.
Andrias: Well, you didn't HAVE to say it. You could've just thought it.
Darcy, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, our child.
Andrias, entering the room with a small cut on his ankle: Who the f-
Andrias: Do you want a drink?
Darcy: We could go for some appy slices right now.
Andrias: With a little peanut butter to dip them in?
Darcy: FUCKING OF COURSE WE WANT PEANUT BUTTER ANDRIAS!
Andrias: Don’t stay up all night, Darcy. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own armor.
Olivia: So what, now I’m just supposed to do everything that Darcy does? What if they jump off a cliff?
Andrias: If Darcy were to jump off a cliff, they would have done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Darcy jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Olivia: You jump off a cliff.
Andrias: Gladly, provided Darcy did first.
Darcy: *slams books down in front of Andrias*
Darcy: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.
Andrias: You could of said literally anything else.
Darcy: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.
Andrias: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.
Andrias: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.
Darcy: All we drank was Redbull!
Andrias: How many?
Darcy: Eighteen.
Darcy, tearing up the room: Where are they?
Darcy, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved our children?
Darcy: Somebody moved our M&M's, and now we are going to start killing.
Andrias: Darcy, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.
Darcy, curled up inside a hoodie that's 100 times bigger than their size: Spooky.
Darcy: We left instructions for everyone while we’re gone.
Andrias: Mine just says "Andrias no."
Darcy: We want you to apply it to every possible situation.
Darcy: You’re alive.
Andrias: There’s no need to sound so disappointed.
Andrias: How stupid do you think I am?!
Darcy: You really want an honest answer to that?
Darcy, standing with their back turned: We’ve been expecting you, Sasha.
Sasha: How did you do that without turning around?
Darcy: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people we did that to were not you.
Salutations my good bitch!(/pos)
how ya doing? Good? Wonderful!
I have a concept! Your Villain!Marcy AU but our girl Darcy is just. Flirting with Sasha. Like imagine:
Darcy just draping herself over Sasha and running her hands through the latter's hair, and calling her really endearing pet names, and cupping her hands around her face and things like that. Just AHHHHHH
Why hello there
Omfg lsncksnfjsk
And then Sasha’s trying to stay mad and tough even though she’s gay panicking HARD. I’m not a heavy shipper but sashannarcy is great stuff and this idea is so mmmmmm.
This is half-assed but I really wanted to try this out in a tiny script format XD
Darcy: *circles Sasha, running their hand along her as they do* The Core told me you never cared about me…. Is that true, Sashy?
Sasha: *turning awkwardly to keep Darcy in sight* … Uhm… No?
Darcy, their words laced with honey: *stops in front of her and cups a hand around Sasha’s cheek* Aww I always had faith in my girl. You did miss me, didn’t you?
Sasha: *stiff and beet red* N-no…
Darcy:
I brain went “what if Darcy glitched?” then shat this out so here ya go
Sasha: I’m here to save her and stop you!
Darcy: Well th- *freezes*
Sasha:
Grime:
Darcy: *slight twitching*
Sasha:
Grime: Is… this a human thing?
Darcy: *eyes start flashing rainbow colors*
Sasha: Don’t think so
Grime:
Sasha: *steps towards Darcy with one sword out in front of her to poke at their armor*
Darcy: -̷̳̝̓̔E̴̳͍͊̊E̶̠̒̚E̸͙͘N̴͙͘E̴̻̎͝N̴͔̙͂͝Ȇ̵̩N̷͖̺̄Ṋ̶̊̈́E̷̡͊N̷͕̾E̴̬͛N̵̜̩̑̐E̴̘͊̋E̶̯͖͒E̸̾͜E̵̻͋N̴̛͇̿Ñ̸̻̖N̷͚̍Ṇ̵̝̎Ń̴̘̭Ǹ̶̯̕ *falls to the floor*
Sasha: *shrieks and stumbles backwards*
Darcy: *rolls around like they have some weird ass ragdoll physics bug* L̴̲̚L̸͔̞͒L̸̻͎͠Ļ̶͎͆Ľ̸̺̰L̸̟͠E̷̘̤̓L̷̺̼̈́̕E̶͇͋E̷͗̚͜È̵̙̗̎E̸̢̔Ě̵̯̭́B̶̡̛̘̚B̶̖̈́B̸̺̀B̸̦̖̀̔B̷̙̮̓͒B̵̰̒B̵̦̠̔̑Ś̸̢͌S̴̨̓̊S̵̝͇̄͠S̸̼̐Ȗ̴̼Ų̴̜̿U̸̺̓̒L̴͈̓͊U̵̹̟̓͝Ļ̷̊̚Ĺ̸̮͠L̵͉̻̈̔B̸̰̐Ṙ̶̺̩͘R̴̖̲͝R̶̒̐͜R̶̗͗Ë̷̮͉́E̴̢̦͗͗
Amphibia as text posts part 3 (except it’s just The Core because I Am Obsessed)
I made these as the sun was rising after a night of not sleeping at all kjibhgfvnbm
The cawormity trio is doin a spin :}
fdghfdsf /lh
Omg jdibjhgbn XD oops
Worm.
It has become worm.
I spent almost 2 hours drawing a worm… I need help
“Let’s rumble, wormfriend”
JEHDBAJDNAKADBJ!!!!!
*hand you a pathetic ball of evil* take good care of them
This shitpost took me over 4 hours jddnjdjfjsj
*hands you a pathetic ball of evil* take good care of them
This shitpost took me over 4 hours jddnjdjfjsj
I can not and will not stop with the worms
“Amusing. You wish to squirm?”
How dare you be funnier than me /pos
I spent almost 2 hours drawing a worm… I need help
“Let’s rumble, wormfriend”
I spent almost 2 hours drawing a worm… I need help
“Let’s rumble, wormfriend”
Here’s a drawing I just did. Y’all get zero context :D
I wanna announce that I’ll be on a long trip out of the country from August 12th to mid/late October!
I probably won’t be doing any drawing or writing while I’m gone since I’ll be busy… but I should be able to pop online about once a day.
Btw It’s a marine conservation volunteer program in the Philippines and I’m really excited!! I’m also gonna visit a couple friends while I’m there hehehe
About halfway through Losing Marbles ch6!!
I really hope I can finish it this week cuz I’m going on a long trip soon and probably won’t be able to write during that time hhhhh
Exactly >:D
Unhinged Marcy cuz she’s batshit crazy and I just,,,, love it. So much.
Unhinged Marcy cuz she’s batshit crazy and I just,,,, love it. So much.
Ohmygod. Guys. The name Marcy means “war”, right? Well her middle name, Regina, means “Queen”.
THIS GRIL WAS FUCKING BORN TO SIT ON THE DARK THRONE!!! ME AND MY FELLOW EVIL MARCY TRUTHISTS JUST GOT SO MUCH MORE VALID-
But it’s also fucking hilarious cuz like….
Behold: the War Queen
Idk what to say for myself except that I regret nothing
Cat Darcy :3
Darcy with long hair >>>>
I have 1377 words on ch 5 of Losing Marbles and I’m almost done!! Sorry for taking so long… I went out of town for a couple weeks and didn’t work on it much during that and it’s been hard to get back into the groove lol
I watched The Sea Beast on Netflix and uh…. I’m obsessed XD
So here’s a couple creatures I made up lol
This one is based off a pikeblenny and a sailfin blenny
And I referenced firefish and blanket octopuses for this one
