I spent almost 2 hours drawing a worm… I need help
“Let’s rumble, wormfriend”
Barrel: I lost Leif.
Andrias: How did you LOSE Leif?!
Barrel: To be fair, she is very small.
Andrias: Where is the fucking key?
Barrel: Andrias, Leif is around, can you say it a little nicer?
Andrias: May I ascertain the whereabouts of the FUCKING KEY?!
Leif: The results are in, I’m afraid you have updog…
Andrias: What’s updog?
Leif: Barrel! Get in here, I told you I could do it!
Leif: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Barrel: *crouches down*
Andrias: *sits on the floor*
Leif:
Leif: I hate both of you.
Leif: We need to open this locked door. Andrias, give me your royal credit card.
Andrias: Here.
Leif, pocketing it: Thanks. Barrel, break down the door.
More incorrect quotes based on the @toh-tagteam-au because I have no life and I need to pass the time until today’s update is released XD
Luz: I mean. Kikimora's just standing there now. Luz: Waiting for me, I guess. Luz: But it's okay, I think she’s pretty much settled down. Hunter: Settled down? Luz: Well, she only stabbed me once.
Lilith: I hope you two have a good explanation for this Hunter: Actually, we have three Luz: Pick your favorite!
Hunter: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without? Luz: Kikimora, probably.
Hunter: *sneaking in through the window* Kikimora: *turning in their chair and flicking the light on* You want to tell me where you've been all night? Hunter: I was with Luz? Luz: *turning in their chair* Wanna try again?
Hunter: You’re basically my sister, I would do anything for you. Luz: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Hunter: Absolutely not.
Hunter: Luz, no. Luz: Luz, yes.
Belos: I’m telling you, my team is competent. Hunter, rushing in: Emperor Belos! Luz tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!
Luz: Would you take a fireball for me? Hunter: ...yes? *Kikimora angrily bursts into the room* Luz: *running away* Great, thanks!
Steve: Why is Luz crying on the floor? Hunter: She took one of those 'what coven official are you?' quizzes. Steve: And? Hunter: She got Lilith.
Luz: I lost Kikimora. Hunter: How did you LOSE Kiki?! Luz: To be fair, she is very small.
Hunter: We need a distraction. Steve: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises Luz, whispering: My time has come
Luz, looking at the date: *gasps* Hunter!! Hunter: Y-yeah? Luz: iT iS wEdNeSdAy mY dUdEs Luz: AAAAAUUUUUUAAAAAHHHHHHHH Hunter: Hunter: What in titan's name-
I don’t care that Luz was only 7 when she left the human realm, I’m headcanoning that she quotes vines on a daily basis and no one can stop me
The Golden Guard is probably a sore subject for a while, but I like to think that Hunter soon becomes the #1 slanderer of how much of a loser he was as Philip’s fav suck-up
I don’t draw anything for like a month or two and then when I finally do, it’s a shitpost hgbvhbnj
Inspiration under the cut:
Like…. is it just me or does the concept of crusader memes fit the Golden Guard more than it should?
Another meme I made XD Ngl Hunter’s scars looks so weird mirrored- Feel free to edit this and make your own!! I can create a blank version if you need it :P
I can not and will not stop with the worms
“Amusing. You wish to squirm?”
Currently planning a fic based on this while I should be sleeping XD. Hopefully I still have the motivation to finish it once I finish the bullet point outline lol.
If I don’t see a single story about how after piloting around her body and experiencing actual, genuine human emotion that isn’t captivated or manifested from a machine, Darcy begins to feel more like a person than a machine and they don’t understand where these complicated and complex feelings are stemming from and why they suddenly don’t want to commit the evil deeds anymore then I’ll simply loose my domestication
HELL YEA MY FAV AMPHIBIA FIC UPDATED
1) Written Understanding
Just a cute secret identity, fanfic writing au where Luz and Amity are anonymous online friends but real life rivals to lovers
2) The Family Jewels
A character analysis, Amity-central fic full of three years worth of parental manipulation. A prequel to TSCIB but can also be read on its own
3) Enter Into the Darkness (and Forget About Your Fears)
An au where Marcy 'willingly' agrees to work with the Core and the two wreak havoc together. In which, Anne and co. have to defeat them and rescue Marcy.
Please check out any of them if they seem interesting. And please reblog this post if you've read and enjoyed any of them - it really helps me to boost my work :))
*in Marcy voice* Sasha Sasha Sasha Sashaaa
Here’s a screenshot redraw except I was too lazy to do a decent background XD
FUCK YOU, MY CHEST IS IN PHYSICAL PAIN NOW /POS
have some permadeath hunter au sketches from 7 months ago, caused by accidentally getting way too invested and emotional while discussing "what if hunter hadn't woken up in ttt" scenarios with friends.
in which, uh, hunter wakes up in the inbetween realm instead of back at the old gravesfield cemetery...
Heyo!! My pronouns are she/they and I like to write and shitpost :Pxenia12.carrd.co
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