Made This At 5am Over A Week Ago And Forgot To Post It So

More incorrect quotes based on the @toh-tagteam-au because I have no life and I need to pass the time until today’s update is released XD

Luz: I mean. Kikimora's just standing there now. Luz: Waiting for me, I guess. Luz: But it's okay, I think she’s pretty much settled down. Hunter: Settled down? Luz: Well, she only stabbed me once.

Lilith: I hope you two have a good explanation for this Hunter: Actually, we have three Luz: Pick your favorite!

Hunter: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without? Luz: Kikimora, probably.

Hunter: *sneaking in through the window* Kikimora: *turning in their chair and flicking the light on* You want to tell me where you've been all night? Hunter: I was with Luz? Luz: *turning in their chair* Wanna try again?

Hunter: You’re basically my sister, I would do anything for you. Luz: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Hunter: Absolutely not.

Hunter: Luz, no. Luz: Luz, yes.

Belos: I’m telling you, my team is competent. Hunter, rushing in: Emperor Belos! Luz tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!

Luz: Would you take a fireball for me? Hunter: ...yes? *Kikimora angrily bursts into the room* Luz: *running away* Great, thanks!

Steve: Why is Luz crying on the floor? Hunter: She took one of those 'what coven official are you?' quizzes. Steve: And? Hunter: She got Lilith.

Luz: I lost Kikimora. Hunter: How did you LOSE Kiki?! Luz: To be fair, she is very small.

Hunter: We need a distraction. Steve: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises Luz, whispering: My time has come

Luz, looking at the date: *gasps* Hunter!! Hunter: Y-yeah? Luz: iT iS wEdNeSdAy mY dUdEs Luz: AAAAAUUUUUUAAAAAHHHHHHHH Hunter: Hunter: What in titan's name-

I don’t care that Luz was only 7 when she left the human realm, I’m headcanoning that she quotes vines on a daily basis and no one can stop me

Amphibia as text posts pt2!!

These are the ones I made before s3b (and then forgot to post XD)

These are the ones I made today heh

Salutations my good bitch!(/pos)

how ya doing? Good? Wonderful!

I have a concept! Your Villain!Marcy AU but our girl Darcy is just. Flirting with Sasha. Like imagine:

Darcy just draping herself over Sasha and running her hands through the latter's hair, and calling her really endearing pet names, and cupping her hands around her face and things like that. Just AHHHHHH

Why hello there

Omfg lsncksnfjsk

And then Sasha’s trying to stay mad and tough even though she’s gay panicking HARD. I’m not a heavy shipper but sashannarcy is great stuff and this idea is so mmmmmm.

This is half-assed but I really wanted to try this out in a tiny script format XD

Darcy: *circles Sasha, running their hand along her as they do* The Core told me you never cared about me…. Is that true, Sashy?

Sasha: *turning awkwardly to keep Darcy in sight* … Uhm… No?

Darcy, their words laced with honey: *stops in front of her and cups a hand around Sasha’s cheek* Aww I always had faith in my girl. You did miss me, didn’t you?

Sasha: *stiff and beet red* N-no…

Darcy:

THEYYYYY

Ok but imagine: Hunter AND Luz doing the classic Golden Guard "BYEEEEEE" at the SAME TIME

Oh my god. OH my god. ohmygod.

IT’S THE CREATURE’S BIRTHDAY!! THEY GOT A SCYTHE

Please ignore the fact that this is late. I ended up procrastinating all day and now it’s close to 3am LMAO

You agreed.” Sasha muttered, shutting her eyes.

“You agreed to stay away, to stop doing this.”

“You should know better than to make deals with me, love.” Darcy's voice floated through Sasha ears, making it impossible to tell where they were really coming from. But the source of the voice didn’t really matter, because the girl wouldn’t look anyways.

“Open those pretty eyes for me, hm?”

Oops, I wrote a thing.

The gays are at it again I love it

I’m now refusing to feel apologetic for posting dumb stuff like this instead of actual content because apparently you weirdos (affectionate) like my bullshit

This isn’t the first time I’ve done these (and I doubt it’ll be the last), so here’s the others

1 / 2 / 3 / 5

Animated a lil Darcy gif :P

I made a ✨second chapter✨ for my fic about Vee being salty with Hunter

Yeet

💥💥💥

Again, ty @froggythesculptor for cooking <3