THEYYYYY
Ok but imagine: Hunter AND Luz doing the classic Golden Guard "BYEEEEEE" at the SAME TIME
Oh my god. OH my god. ohmygod.
hey buddy if you're worried about clogging tags could you at least do me a solid and tag spoilers? thanks
Oh… Are people still worried about spoilers? I mean, it’s been like half a year since TOH ended. Plus, what classifies a “spoiler” would be so subjective at this point that anything under the TOH tag should be avoided if you don’t want spoilers, right?
Please let me know if I’m wrong, though!! Usually spoiler windows are only like a month at most and I haven’t noticed any other TOH blogs still tagging spoilers, but I’m open to counter argument or whatever lol.
GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS, FRICKERS?!?!?!
*Throws these at ur face with a meaty schlap*
How dare you be funnier than me /pos
I spent almost 2 hours drawing a worm… I need help
“Let’s rumble, wormfriend”
I’ve been practicing my pose drawings so I decided to draw a couple of my OCs using what I learned :>
These took so long help
But it’s all Marcy/Darcy and Sasha for some reason lmao
All hail Lord Darcy 🛐🛐🛐
Still got that Darcy brainrot so here’s Darcy with the weapon I gave them in my fic lol
I really hope that Darcy gets some cool weapon in canon. Or a dozen frobots that follow her around and do her dirty work. That’d be cool too XD
Like there could be a town on fire with people screaming and getting chased by robots and Darcy would just be reveling in the middle of it all going “mmmm yes”
Ok but imagine: Hunter AND Luz doing the classic Golden Guard "BYEEEEEE" at the SAME TIME
Oh my god. OH my god. ohmygod.
Based on the @toh-tagteam-au!!
I had the gorgeous idea of both Hunter and Luz doing the classic Golden Guard “BYEEEE” at the same time and…. This happened XD
This drawing took a while lol. I guess I was in a perfectionist-y mood and couldn’t stop refining the sketch as if it were lineart…. (help)
Also here’s a Backup sketch cuz idk if I’ll finish the drawing I drew this for XD
Here’s a bunch of 3+ year old incorrect TOH quotes from my notes app because I’m bored
News reporter: There are rumors that you recently went undercover at Hexside under the name “Caleb”. Is this true?
The Golden Guard: Pfft, TITAN no. Caleb’s just a pathetic wannabe who can’t stand his own incompetence. Like, seriously, he can’t do anything right. I feel bad for anyone who has to suffer the embarrassment of being within 20 feet of him. He’s such a loser.
Hunter, watching the clip on his scroll a few hours later: Say that to my face, you fucking tool. Stop being such a royal ass-kisser and get a real job.
The Emerald Entrails, sitting together after practice:
Willow: Are you okay?
Luz: No problemo!
Luz, internally: But it was all problemo.
Gus: What's your biggest fear?
Hunter: Being replaced.
Gus: Damn that's deep.
Gus: My new one is the Kool-Aid man but I feel kinda stupid about it now.
Hunter, lying in the woods, depressed: I'll never be a cop again. I'm gonna have to be a robber.
Lilith: You know, I really wish you’d just admit you made a mistake sometimes.
The Golden Guard, stirring his coffee: I prefer it with salt.
Willow: What are you two arguing about this time?
Hunter: He’s always using human phrases incorrectly!
Gus: Cry me a table, Hunter.
Luz: I'm very disappointed in you, Vee.
Hunter: C'mon, don't get mad at Vee!
Luz: Hunter, stop telling Vee it's okay for her to punch you! She needs to learn not to punch people!
Hunter: But I'm not a person!
Vee: Which is why I punched him!
Lilith: *Turns on the breakroom light*
The Golden Guard: *Sitting at the table, eating bread*
Lilith: It’s four in the morning.
The Golden Guard: Turn the light back off.
Hunter: The joy of hanging out with Luz. You look away for 5 seconds to make sure something is set up correctly, and she bites the tip of a marker off.
Camila: Can you come out?
Luz: Yeah gimme a minute…
Luz: Mom, I’m bi.
Camila: I know that. Come out to the car.
Luz: Okay.
Luz: Car, I’m bi.
Camila, a tired mother:
Willow: *lifting weights*
Hunter: Wow… She’s so intense!
Luz: I wonder what drives her.
Willow, internally: Oh I am going to be SO good at giving hugs.
Hunter, protecting a palistrom forest: I am Hunter, I speak for the trees. Chop them down and I snap your knees.
Luz: I wanna be a knight!
Hunter, basically a knight: What the fuck do you want this shit for? I kill people, all right? Their blood is on my hands! Every night, when I go to sleep, I see their FUCKING faces staring at me! Their families weep, and I FEEL NOTHING! I’M DEAD INSIDE!
Luz: Man, I want some of that in my life!
Luz: I want a trip down memory lane.
Vee: *proceeds to grab every warrior cats book they have and sets them in Luz’s lap*
Vee: I heard you needed these?
Luz: YES! ALL OF THEM!
Hunter: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.
Luz: Did Willow say “I love you” and you said “Thanks”?
Hunter: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–
The Golden Guard, on live news: I can't imagine what the Owl Lady is planning, but I can tell you two things: we won't like it and it won't be legal.
Gus: Did you win? Or just not die?
Gus: Either way, hooray.
Hunter: ... Is "no" a valid answer?
Gus: The hooray is redacted and you frighten me.
The Golden Guard: Hey, do you know anyone who can teach me to play the trumpet?
Darius: Why?
The Golden Guard: I want to wander around playing it to annoy Lilith.
Darius: Technically, you don’t actually need to know how to play the trumpet well for that.
The Golden Guard: Darius, you have opened my eyes.
Lilith: Can we talk about that mass message you sent?
The Golden Guard: Why? It was important.
Lilith: All it says is, "I'm back on my shit".
Steve, shrugging: The people need to know.
Gus: How long do you think it’ll be until Willow finally snaps and commits murder?
Hunter: I’ve been operating under the assumption that it’s already happened at some point and it’s just that no one was ever able to trace it back to her.
Hunter: It was difficult, so you’ve just given up. You might fail, so why bother trying?
Luz: Exactly.
Luz, to Amity: I told you he’d understand.
Willow: Remember, when burying a body, make sure to cover it with endangered plants so it’s illegal to dig up!
Willow: Make sure to follow me for more gardening tips!
Hunter: There's something I have to ask about you-know-who.
Luz: Voldemort?
Hunter: No.
Luz: Is it Voldemort?
Hunter: It's not Voldemort.
Luz: You haven’t mentioned wizards once this conversation, so I’m gonna have to assume it’s Voldemort.
Heyo!! My pronouns are she/they and I like to write and shitpost :Pxenia12.carrd.co
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