xeltvasen - i’m a mess
i’m a mess

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5 years ago
Gym Kardashian
Gym Kardashian
Gym Kardashian
Gym Kardashian

Gym Kardashian

5 years ago

highschoolers when they hear there’s a fight

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5 years ago

On their first date, Dean takes Cas to the movies. 

It feels weird and a little awkward; they’ve been friends for so long and even though Dean now knows that Cas is interested in more, he still doesn’t feel like he has permission to touch. 

He wants to hold Cas’ hand in the theater but he spends the entire movie working up the nerve and eventually chickens out. His palms are all sweaty anyway. 

On their second date, Dean takes Cas to a restaurant. 

It isn’t by any means fancy but it’s a lot nicer than the roadside diners they usually frequent. Cas orders some foreign dish with perfect pronunciation and Dean gets so tongue tied, he accidentally orders his steak well done.

Conversation over dinner is stilted. This time, Dean can tell that he isn’t the only one who’s uncomfortable. In a strange way, it makes him less uncomfortable. They’re in this together, testing the waters and trying to work out what their relationship is changing into. 

Dean crosses his legs at one point, bumping his foot into Cas’ underneath the table. Cautiously, he inches it back until they are touching again. Cas smiles at him but otherwise neither one of them acknowledges it. Their conversation starts to run smoother.

On their third date, Dean takes Cas to a museum. 

He isn’t expecting to enjoy it much but Cas’ enthusiasm is catching. They’re nearly halfway through the second floor by the time Dean realizes that at some point Cas grabbed his hand and hasn’t let go. 

They’re still holding hands when they get back to the Impala. It is then that Cas informs Dean solemnly that since their third date just ended they can now have sex. 

Dean laughs and is about to explain that the three date thing is more a guideline than a hard rule, when Cas pins him against the side of the Impala and kisses him breathless. 

Dean goes with it. Who is he to argue with the three date rule?

5 years ago
I AM SO HAPPY ALSKSKSKSKS
I AM SO HAPPY ALSKSKSKSKS

I AM SO HAPPY ALSKSKSKSKS

5 years ago
Save Us Taika

Save us Taika

6 years ago

i am so gentle and kind hearted

6 years ago

Sterek, steter, petopher? Stiles/Derek Stiles/peter Peter/chris

Now: Petopher (Peter/Chris)

Sterek, Steter, Petopher? Stiles/Derek Stiles/peter Peter/chris

Forever: Sterek (Stiles/Derek)

Sterek, Steter, Petopher? Stiles/Derek Stiles/peter Peter/chris

Never: Steter (Stiles/Peter) - it’s just not my cup of tea.

Sterek, Steter, Petopher? Stiles/Derek Stiles/peter Peter/chris
6 years ago

A great crossover fanfic would include the following :

Crowley and Aziraphale are married and are Castiel’s parents (and Crowley tolerates Dean for the sake of his son). While Dean and Cas are married and are trying to raise Stiles and they struggle (mostly Dean does) to accept that Stiles and Derek are dating.

Someone please write this, I will be externally grateful! :)

6 years ago

Anywhere Place by ogeemattyb

Rating: Teen and Up

Word Count: 75711

What if Stiles was the same age as Derek when he started to fall for Kate. What if Stiles befriended the wolves without knowing what they were. What if Stiles became Laura’s best friend. What if on their way to find each other they fell in love.

-Or-

The one where I wanted everyone alive and happy. So I aged up Stiles and changed the story a bit.

6 years ago

Stiles: I’m gonna kick your ass!

Derek: I’d like to see you try.

Stiles: Okay. Saturday. Noon. The usual place.

Derek: You’re on. Loser pays for dinner and the movie!

Isaac: CAN’T YOU JUST ASK EACH OTHER OUT NORMALLY!?

6 years ago

derek: I had a crush on someone once and I didnt know how to handle it so I filled their car with heart confetti

boyd: wow

stiles: that’s so funny, once I went to my car and I found it filled with heart shaped confetti

derek: how fun! I have to go water my dog now

6 years ago
Insp.
Insp.
Insp.
Insp.
Insp.

insp.

6 years ago

*at Stiles and Derek's house*

Scott's kid: Uncle Stiles, why don't you have a wife?

Stiles: Because I'm gay.

Scott's kid: What does that mean?

Stiles: It means I like boys, not girls.

Scott's kid: Then why don't you have a husband?

Stiles *looks to Derek who is in the kitchen minding his own business*: I don't know. Why DON'T I have a husband DEREK?

6 years ago

Stiles: You know, they say it takes six seconds of sustained eye contact to tell if you're in love with someone or if they plan on killing you.

Derek: *stars at Stiles for six seconds*

Stiles: Should I be excited or terrified?

6 years ago
Harry Styles For The Gucci Pre-Fall Collection 2019.
Harry Styles For The Gucci Pre-Fall Collection 2019.
Harry Styles For The Gucci Pre-Fall Collection 2019.
Harry Styles For The Gucci Pre-Fall Collection 2019.
Harry Styles For The Gucci Pre-Fall Collection 2019.
Harry Styles For The Gucci Pre-Fall Collection 2019.
Harry Styles For The Gucci Pre-Fall Collection 2019.
Harry Styles For The Gucci Pre-Fall Collection 2019.
Harry Styles For The Gucci Pre-Fall Collection 2019.
Harry Styles For The Gucci Pre-Fall Collection 2019.

Harry Styles for the Gucci Pre-Fall collection 2019.

6 years ago
Let Me Just Leave This Here Before I Vanish Again. Oh And Before I Forget Don’t Be Afraid To Come Say

Let me just leave this here before I vanish again. Oh and before I forget don’t be afraid to come say hi or leave requests, I would love to draw out your ideas between Derek and Stiles! :)

6 years ago

💘💔gonna kill for them

xeltvasen - i’m a mess
xeltvasen - i’m a mess
xeltvasen - i’m a mess
6 years ago
Do Not Ever Disobey Him

Do not ever disobey him

6 years ago

IM CRYING ZENDAYA IS SO EXTRA SHE EVEN LOST A SLIPPERJSKSKSJSKSK

IM CRYING ZENDAYA IS SO EXTRA SHE EVEN LOST A SLIPPERJSKSKSJSKSK
IM CRYING ZENDAYA IS SO EXTRA SHE EVEN LOST A SLIPPERJSKSKSJSKSK
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