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xeltvasen

i’m a mess

music, alcohol, books 19 She/Her Bi Gemini

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xeltvasen
2 years ago

100 years old virgin is the description of Edward Cullen


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xeltvasen
3 years ago

it would’ve been much better if the new one would not be Lucy but Lena


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xeltvasen
3 years ago

i don’t understand why, but i get such a fluffy vibe from 9-1-1 show ,and the angst reality vibe from 9-1-1 lone star


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xeltvasen
3 years ago

Dispatcher Eddie listening to Buck get hurt on the job and not being able to help :)))))

xeltvasen
3 years ago

omg i love au where keith is same half galra but have constantly visible galra features, like purple skin , tail, cat ears, paws; and lance bein altean


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xeltvasen
4 years ago

Cassie: and they were parabatai

Me: oh my god they were parabatai

xeltvasen
4 years ago

TDA characters when faced with feelings of love or affection:

Ty: *holds a knife to Kit’s actual fucking throat*

Kit:

TDA Characters When Faced With Feelings Of Love Or Affection:

Emma: Screw being Parabatai! I love you so much Julian, that it hurts!!

Julian:

TDA Characters When Faced With Feelings Of Love Or Affection:

Helen: ALL OF YOU, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

Aline:

TDA Characters When Faced With Feelings Of Love Or Affection:

Dru: Wassup bitch, lmao you kinda cute tho.

Ash: Who are you??

Dru: An absolute heartthrob, see ya!

*Dru dissapears*

Ash:

TDA Characters When Faced With Feelings Of Love Or Affection:

Mark: I love you Cristina.

Keiran: I am also in love with you, My Lady of Roses.

Mark: But I want to be in a relationship with you and Kieran.

Cristina:

TDA Characters When Faced With Feelings Of Love Or Affection:

Diana: I’m Transgender but all Shadowhunters will think of me as ugly and disgusting for using mundane medicine if I say anything.

Gwyn:

TDA Characters When Faced With Feelings Of Love Or Affection:
xeltvasen
4 years ago
Jordan Elsass As Trip Richardson In Hulu’s Little Fires Everywhere. (2020)  
Jordan Elsass As Trip Richardson In Hulu’s Little Fires Everywhere. (2020)  
Jordan Elsass As Trip Richardson In Hulu’s Little Fires Everywhere. (2020)  
Jordan Elsass As Trip Richardson In Hulu’s Little Fires Everywhere. (2020)  
Jordan Elsass As Trip Richardson In Hulu’s Little Fires Everywhere. (2020)  
Jordan Elsass As Trip Richardson In Hulu’s Little Fires Everywhere. (2020)  
Jordan Elsass As Trip Richardson In Hulu’s Little Fires Everywhere. (2020)  
Jordan Elsass As Trip Richardson In Hulu’s Little Fires Everywhere. (2020)  

Jordan Elsass as Trip Richardson in Hulu’s Little Fires Everywhere. (2020)  

xeltvasen
4 years ago
Zhao Yunlan Can’t See, He Can See, He Can’t See, He Can See…
Zhao Yunlan Can’t See, He Can See, He Can’t See, He Can See…
Zhao Yunlan Can’t See, He Can See, He Can’t See, He Can See…
Zhao Yunlan Can’t See, He Can See, He Can’t See, He Can See…
Zhao Yunlan Can’t See, He Can See, He Can’t See, He Can See…
Zhao Yunlan Can’t See, He Can See, He Can’t See, He Can See…
Zhao Yunlan Can’t See, He Can See, He Can’t See, He Can See…
Zhao Yunlan Can’t See, He Can See, He Can’t See, He Can See…

zhao yunlan can’t see, he can see, he can’t see, he can see…

xeltvasen
4 years ago

Lucie: Thomas doesn't let me see his tattoo no matter how much I beg!

Alastair: I'd like to see it.

Thomas rolling up his sleeve: yeah sure

xeltvasen
4 years ago

Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

xeltvasen
5 years ago
Dean/cas + List Of Non-sexual Forms Of Intimacy   (insp.)
Dean/cas + List Of Non-sexual Forms Of Intimacy   (insp.)
Dean/cas + List Of Non-sexual Forms Of Intimacy   (insp.)
Dean/cas + List Of Non-sexual Forms Of Intimacy   (insp.)
Dean/cas + List Of Non-sexual Forms Of Intimacy   (insp.)
Dean/cas + List Of Non-sexual Forms Of Intimacy   (insp.)
Dean/cas + List Of Non-sexual Forms Of Intimacy   (insp.)
Dean/cas + List Of Non-sexual Forms Of Intimacy   (insp.)

dean/cas + list of non-sexual forms of intimacy   (insp.)

xeltvasen
5 years ago

Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

xeltvasen
5 years ago

When Minnie gets sorted

(A howler arrives in front of Minnie) (Whispers start up around the table)

Doris Galene: Is that from your parents?

Minnie: Yeah (*She starts to open it when it comes to life)

Howler(Sirius): LISTEN HERE YOUNG LADY! THIS BETTER BE THE ULTIMATE PRANK! SLYTHERIN? ARE YOU REALLY IN SLYTHERIN?

Howler(Remus): (in the background) Sirius quit dancing. and get off the table you wet dog!

Howler(Sirius): DOESN’T MATTER ABOUT THAT ANYWAY, I’M PROUD OF YOU KIDDO SEE YOU LATER!

(The howler rips itself up once the letter was finished) (The Great Hall was silent)

(Minnie bursts out laughing and continues to eat)

Doris Galene: Are they always like that?

Minnie: You have no idea

xeltvasen
5 years ago

Looks, Books and Peppa Pig: Part 2

(( OOC: Based on this wonderful fan art by @karasawr​ ))

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xeltvasen
5 years ago

Looks, Books and Peppa Pig: Part 1

(( OOC: Based on this wonderful fan art by @karasawr​ ))

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xeltvasen
5 years ago

*later on Legends, idk when exactly but it needs to happen*

Nate: Zari please love me.

Zari: Ok no offense Nate but my brother has a crush on you that’s against the sibling code.

Behrad: NO I DONT WAit since when do you respect the sibling code

Zari: Since I have a crush on Charlie anyway so you can have Nate.

Behrad: But I screwed Charlie

Zari: Before they met me

Charlie: Are you guys treating this like a Pokémon game of who’s screwing who?

Zari, confidently: Yes.

Behrad, simultaneously but less confidently: Yes.

Charlie:

Charlie: Well anyway Z I’m down. ;D

Zari: :D

Nate, still processing: Wait B you have a crush on me?

Behrad: whAT NO I DONT!

Zari and Charlie: Yes you do.

Behrad: NO I DONT!

Charlie: You’ve had me turn into Nate so you can practice flirting with him.

Zari: While I didn’t know that I’m still not blind little brother.

Nate: I thought you were straight.

Charlie: Bold of you to assume anyone on this ship is straight.

Zari: If it’s anyone it’s Mick.

Charlie: Oh he’s not but yeah if it had to be someone.

Nate: But I’m straight.

Zari and Charlie: No you’re not.

Behrad: Bro... I mean... whatever that thing you’ve got going on with Ray is... it’s not straight.

Zari: Yeah even if it’s not official you guys have serious sexual tension.

Nate:

Nate: RAYYYY!

Ray, coming into the room: What?

Nate: Please tell our friends we have nothing going on as far as sexual tension.

Ray: WE DONT???

Nate:

Ray:

Nate: Wait.

Nate, suddenly realizing that maybe he’s been crushing on Ray this whole time and if that’s what a crush really feels like then—: Ohhhh. Yeah, B you wanna go out some time?

Behrad, shooketh: Wait seriously?

Zari and Charlie: *high-five a very confused Ray*

xeltvasen
5 years ago
Like Or Reblog If You Use
Like Or Reblog If You Use
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like or reblog if you use

xeltvasen
5 years ago

devil may happy :)

xeltvasen
5 years ago
Dean, I Think, This Is Sully.
Dean, I Think, This Is Sully.
Dean, I Think, This Is Sully.
Dean, I Think, This Is Sully.
Dean, I Think, This Is Sully.
Dean, I Think, This Is Sully.

Dean, I think, this is Sully.

xeltvasen
5 years ago
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xeltvasen
5 years ago
Cas?  Cas, I Hope You Can Hear Me, That Wherever You Are, It’s Not Too Late. I Should’ve Stopped
Cas?  Cas, I Hope You Can Hear Me, That Wherever You Are, It’s Not Too Late. I Should’ve Stopped
Cas?  Cas, I Hope You Can Hear Me, That Wherever You Are, It’s Not Too Late. I Should’ve Stopped
Cas?  Cas, I Hope You Can Hear Me, That Wherever You Are, It’s Not Too Late. I Should’ve Stopped
Cas?  Cas, I Hope You Can Hear Me, That Wherever You Are, It’s Not Too Late. I Should’ve Stopped
Cas?  Cas, I Hope You Can Hear Me, That Wherever You Are, It’s Not Too Late. I Should’ve Stopped
Cas?  Cas, I Hope You Can Hear Me, That Wherever You Are, It’s Not Too Late. I Should’ve Stopped
Cas?  Cas, I Hope You Can Hear Me, That Wherever You Are, It’s Not Too Late. I Should’ve Stopped
Cas?  Cas, I Hope You Can Hear Me, That Wherever You Are, It’s Not Too Late. I Should’ve Stopped

Cas?  Cas, I hope you can hear me, that wherever you are, it’s not too late. I should’ve stopped you. You’re my best friend, but I just let you go. Cause it was easier than admitting I was wrong. I don’t know why I get so angry. It’s just always been there. And when things go bad, it just comes out. And I can’t stop it, no matter how bad I want to, I just can’t stop it. And I forgive you. Of course I forgive you. I’m sorry it took me so long. I’m sorry it took me until now to say it. Cas, I’m so sorry. Man, I hope you can hear me. I hope you can hear me. 

xeltvasen
5 years ago
xeltvasen - i’m a mess
xeltvasen
5 years ago

okay but hear me out like imagine after they left garth's house and were stuck in the impala, they're trying to find their way out and dean calls cas who tells them he returned to the bunker and dean's just venting off to his best friend about their new found "normality" and sam tripping and all and he finally talks about baby castiel like "cas you shoulda seen the little guy, he's adorable" and dean's laughing and cas is asking him more about baby cas until dean is like "we should have a baby, cas" and he just stops. processes. stops functioning. and stutters cause like hey that's not something you say to your friend yeah and cas goes silent for a minute but then he goes "I don't think I'd be able to conceive, but I wouldn't mind trying 😏" And dean's like. how person breathe. brain go oopsie. brain go bye bye.

xeltvasen
5 years ago

No one:

Absolutely no one:

The SPN Writers: okay so what if we make Jensen tap dance in the bunker while dean gets his cavities filled by Garth, the student turned hunter turned werewolf turned dentist

xeltvasen
5 years ago

if adam ever saw kate again,,, he wouldn’t be able to be alone with her without having being scared. cause the last time he saw ‘her’ was when he was eaten alive by the ghoul version of her.

xeltvasen
5 years ago

Sounds Shitnatural too harsh?!

You know what....I've started a whole entry about Episode 10 "The Heroes Journey" .

Sounds Shitnatural Too Harsh?!

About, how it was good as a stand alone episode, but it was misplaced in the order of the episodes.

Such stuff should have come earlier and in smaller dosages, instead of a compressed episode....out of nowhere.

Especially, before they aired "The Trap", where Sam completely OOC lost hope.

Are you kidding me??? The one and only Sam Winchester, the most stubborn buck on the planet, but a small forecast for the future, where he and Dean become piranha monsters.....and tadddaaa he breaks.

The man who was in the cage, who lived through Gabriels head games....the man who got mind raped so many times.....all irrelevant because you're too lazy to write something properly?!

Oh yeah, I forgot they're just muppets....have always been...🤷🏻‍♀️

Sounds Shitnatural Too Harsh?!

Whatever....I deleted it all.

Why should I waste my time with this shit anymore.

This season is one hell of a pitiful disaster!

Nothing fits! And whatever grand masterplan the writers are maybe having, I tell you that:

It doesn't work!

Sounds Shitnatural Too Harsh?!

On a personal note:

We know Jensen is talented. First he showed how good he can sing. Now he danced....yeah we get it. A 3 minute black & white dream sequence made sure of it 🙊

Sounds Shitnatural Too Harsh?!

But I'm as stupid as a fan can be....and will probably stick around until they kill it all...and will be happy with the outcome.

Supernatural Season 15:

The guide how to destroy a legacy.

xeltvasen
5 years ago
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xeltvasen
5 years ago
Happy Birthday, Dean Winchester ♥ January 24th, 1979
Happy Birthday, Dean Winchester ♥ January 24th, 1979
Happy Birthday, Dean Winchester ♥ January 24th, 1979
Happy Birthday, Dean Winchester ♥ January 24th, 1979
Happy Birthday, Dean Winchester ♥ January 24th, 1979

Happy Birthday, Dean Winchester ♥ January 24th, 1979

xeltvasen
5 years ago
You Are The Firewall Between Light And Darkness. (Happy Birthday, Dean Winchester!)
You Are The Firewall Between Light And Darkness. (Happy Birthday, Dean Winchester!)
You Are The Firewall Between Light And Darkness. (Happy Birthday, Dean Winchester!)
You Are The Firewall Between Light And Darkness. (Happy Birthday, Dean Winchester!)
You Are The Firewall Between Light And Darkness. (Happy Birthday, Dean Winchester!)
You Are The Firewall Between Light And Darkness. (Happy Birthday, Dean Winchester!)

You are the firewall between light and darkness. (Happy birthday, Dean Winchester!)

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