жизнь хуйня

okay but hear me out like imagine after they left garth's house and were stuck in the impala, they're trying to find their way out and dean calls cas who tells them he returned to the bunker and dean's just venting off to his best friend about their new found "normality" and sam tripping and all and he finally talks about baby castiel like "cas you shoulda seen the little guy, he's adorable" and dean's laughing and cas is asking him more about baby cas until dean is like "we should have a baby, cas" and he just stops. processes. stops functioning. and stutters cause like hey that's not something you say to your friend yeah and cas goes silent for a minute but then he goes "I don't think I'd be able to conceive, but I wouldn't mind trying 😏" And dean's like. how person breathe. brain go oopsie. brain go bye bye.

I'm looking for a Sterek fic that I read a while ago and I can't remember what it was called. In it, Derek went with Stiles to his college classes as a wolf for protection (?), and he became popular on campus and everyone like to pet him. Thanks!

I spent hours looking for this fic, I knew I had read it before but couldn’t find it! Thankfully @owl-librarian found it!

Theory of Overprotective Canines by rosepetals42

(1/1 | 11,798 | Teen | Sterek)

Stiles is totally looking forward to living alone in his super cool apartment off-campus. He is. He is also very excited to bike to school every day, ready to set up an awesome game room, and definitely over his crush on Derek Hale. Completely over it.

Or at least he is until Derek decides he’s moving in with him. And then turns out to be the perfect roommate. And then starts attending all his classes. As a wolf.

This is not going according to plan.

Save us Taika

"Африканцы говорят, я ваш большой папочка, русские говорят — несите водку"

Asgardians of the Galaxy #5 (2019)

written by Cullen Bunn art by Matteo Lolli, Luca Maresca, Stephanie Hans, & Federico Blee

We’re in the endgame now.

John Denver at his best.