- 7x10
Sam: Dean, you need to know how to pray.
Dean: I do pray!
Sam: Sexting Castiel through your mind is NOT praying!
Dean: ;)
okay but hear me out like imagine after they left garth's house and were stuck in the impala, they're trying to find their way out and dean calls cas who tells them he returned to the bunker and dean's just venting off to his best friend about their new found "normality" and sam tripping and all and he finally talks about baby castiel like "cas you shoulda seen the little guy, he's adorable" and dean's laughing and cas is asking him more about baby cas until dean is like "we should have a baby, cas" and he just stops. processes. stops functioning. and stutters cause like hey that's not something you say to your friend yeah and cas goes silent for a minute but then he goes "I don't think I'd be able to conceive, but I wouldn't mind trying 😏" And dean's like. how person breathe. brain go oopsie. brain go bye bye.
*later on Legends, idk when exactly but it needs to happen*
Nate: Zari please love me.
Zari: Ok no offense Nate but my brother has a crush on you that’s against the sibling code.
Behrad: NO I DONT WAit since when do you respect the sibling code
Zari: Since I have a crush on Charlie anyway so you can have Nate.
Behrad: But I screwed Charlie
Zari: Before they met me
Charlie: Are you guys treating this like a Pokémon game of who’s screwing who?
Zari, confidently: Yes.
Behrad, simultaneously but less confidently: Yes.
Charlie:
Charlie: Well anyway Z I’m down. ;D
Zari: :D
Nate, still processing: Wait B you have a crush on me?
Behrad: whAT NO I DONT!
Zari and Charlie: Yes you do.
Behrad: NO I DONT!
Charlie: You’ve had me turn into Nate so you can practice flirting with him.
Zari: While I didn’t know that I’m still not blind little brother.
Nate: I thought you were straight.
Charlie: Bold of you to assume anyone on this ship is straight.
Zari: If it’s anyone it’s Mick.
Charlie: Oh he’s not but yeah if it had to be someone.
Nate: But I’m straight.
Zari and Charlie: No you’re not.
Behrad: Bro... I mean... whatever that thing you’ve got going on with Ray is... it’s not straight.
Zari: Yeah even if it’s not official you guys have serious sexual tension.
Nate:
Nate: RAYYYY!
Ray, coming into the room: What?
Nate: Please tell our friends we have nothing going on as far as sexual tension.
Ray: WE DONT???
Nate:
Ray:
Nate: Wait.
Nate, suddenly realizing that maybe he’s been crushing on Ray this whole time and if that’s what a crush really feels like then—: Ohhhh. Yeah, B you wanna go out some time?
Behrad, shooketh: Wait seriously?
Zari and Charlie: *high-five a very confused Ray*
Cas? Cas, I hope you can hear me, that wherever you are, it’s not too late. I should’ve stopped you. You’re my best friend, but I just let you go. Cause it was easier than admitting I was wrong. I don’t know why I get so angry. It’s just always been there. And when things go bad, it just comes out. And I can’t stop it, no matter how bad I want to, I just can’t stop it. And I forgive you. Of course I forgive you. I’m sorry it took me so long. I’m sorry it took me until now to say it. Cas, I’m so sorry. Man, I hope you can hear me. I hope you can hear me.
💘💔gonna kill for them
+bonus
Jordan Elsass as Trip Richardson in Hulu’s Little Fires Everywhere. (2020)