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Latest Posts by xanthousflame - Page 6
here's a bunch of spongebob titlecards i hoarded
Jason: We need a distraction! Any volunteers!?
Tim: Hey Kon!
Jason: There's no way your boy toy is listening right now-
Kon: You called?
Jason: Wow. Just like a dog. Alright. Why is Superboy distracting for us today?
Kon: Tim lost poker night and owes me
Dick: Guys, we need to focus on-
Jason: No, no, no. We're getting into this. Timmy, how in fuck did you lose poker!? You can count cards blindfolded and drugged!
Kon: I took off my shirt
Jason: Ok, you're both thirsty idiots. Good to know
Saw this in the op shop and knew you guys would appreciate it
LU Sky in the style of Hades
Version without the extra stuff:
Reblogs > Likes
We all know this site is US-user heavy, but I wanna know how many are vs aren't from the land of capitalism.
quick reminder that my own gay ass genuinely supports the hell outta each and every one of you. regardless if i know you or not, im happy to be living in this shithole of a life in the same world with you.
and im proud of you, i know in my heart just how beautiful, amazing, talented, smart, and worthy you are and i hope you can see that too🏳️🌈🌈
I’ve been faced with the greatest moral and ethical dilemma known to mankind
The library book I’m not finished with yet has to go back tomorrow. It can’t be renewed because somebody else has it on hold.
BUT... there’s no overdue fees anymore.
Technically I could keep it until I’m done with it... but I’d feel kinda sleezy. There’s no way I’m finishing the other 400-some pages I’ve got left of this book by tomorrow, and I had to wait a month to even get the book in the first place. It would probably only take me until somewhere in the Sunday-Monday area to finish it, so it would only be an extra day or two, but... yeah.
Basically would I feel terrible keeping it for a few extra days so I can finish it or nah
Like to charge, reblog to cast
this makes me want to try sketching another character on the other side being dragged along saying "my lawful neutral self wanting people to just leave me alone bc I don't want to hear about their partners and/or sex lives
Stop trying to be productive
i don't think my blog is big enough for this but wtvr I'm curious
add what generation u r in the tags if u want 👍
Kobylu Week Day 3 - Angst!
hey if you died right now whats your ghost outfit you cant change it be honest
I want to spam garlic bread in the ask box of every ace spec person on this app . I'm not kidding, this is my project, it's important, you can reblog, start chains under this post, do what you want, but if you're ace spec, write something in the comments or in the reblogs, so I will gift you some garlic bread. WRITE SOMETHING IN THE REBLOGS, ANYTHING, EVEN JUST "#garlic bread", otherwise I won't find you among all these notes
Let me know if you don't receive your garlic news in two days! I might miss some orders!
Btw I'm keeping a journal of my orders. I write your usernames, so I can remember the great people who supported this project
If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect
Reblog if you 100% okay with a transgender person correcting you if you accidentally misgender them or use their dead name.
please do
Dragons. You agree, reblog
Random mansion generator
The Procgen Mansion Generator produces large three-dee dwellings to toy with your imagination, offering various architectural styles and other options. Each mansion even comes with floorplans:
https://boingboing.net/2019/07/12/random-mansion-generator.html
i've had this garfield panel saved forever and i even marked in my calendar today as "the monday that wouldn't die" so uh. happy(?) monday the 22nd aka the monday that wouldn't die
The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.
Damn, missed it again
Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
omg linkle actually got them to a settlement. but was this a good thing?
<previous chapter
reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from
Okay, you need to make sure you play this game at some point. Maybe not today or anything, because you’ll need about thirty minutes and a serious willingness to understand how it works, but - it’s so worth it. It’s basically an answer to our occasional frustration - why do assholes always come out on top? - and the beautiful thing about it is that not only does it explain how that happens, but also how we can change it.
“In the short run, the game defines the players. But in the long run, it’s us players who define the game.”
Safe
HI THIS IS ENTIRELY KEE'S FAULT BLAME HER BUT AHKFEJFKJHFKAJFH-
YES I WILL BE CONTINUING THIS YES THIS IS THE AU I'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT ALL DAY
@goosekee @pokegeek151 @here4dragons @catreginae
He could hear the crowd’s roaring swell as he stepped out of the shadows and next to the guard. He shoved down the emotion as he saw the kid in custody. A literal kid. He couldn’t have been any older than fifteen.
Artemis began some sort of speech. He couldn’t hear it. Not over the pounding in his ears as he looked at the kid.
“Begin,” Artemis ordered lazily. His heart stopped.
No.
“NO!” He shouted, and surged forward, catching the whip. It stung his hand, wrapping around and around his gauntlets.
But it didn’t hit the kid.
The crowd went deathly still. He could hear his own breathing against every other little sound. The rustle of clothes in the wind. Wood creaking. Artemis standing.
Oh.
She was furious. Her face was nearly wine red with fury.
“You dare betray your Queen?” She shouted.
“This is wrong and you know it, Zelda!” He shouted back, unsure where this new courage came from. The kid trembled behind him.
Artemis’s face went such a deep shade of red that Warriors hadn’t even known it was humanly possible.
“Fine then,” She forced out, trembling with rage, “If you want to act the traitor’s part, you can take the Traitor’s punishment. Guards! Strip him!”
“ Get back to your family, kid,” he whispered, knowing what was coming. The kid scrambled up and off into the crowd as the guards descended on him.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hyrule slammed into Time’s arms, trembling.
“It’s alright, son, I’ve got you,” Time said, feelings of relief and foreboding filling him.
“T-Time. They-They were going to-”
“I know. I know.”
“A-and he- and now-”
“I know, son, I know.” Time forced out. He’d saved… the stranger had saved his son.
The crowd went quiet as the Queen stepped forward.
“Today you stand here to witness the punishment of this man for acts of treason against Hyrule!”
Hyrule began to sob, and buried himself further in Time’s chest.
“For the worst act of all!”
Sky held Wind close and put a hand over his eyes.
“Don’t look,” he whispered.
“Today, Captain Link has been caught in the aiding and abetting of a traitor to the throne!”
Time gasped as the Queen brought done the first lash herself. He wasn’t…
The boy was one of them.
He cried out at the severity of it, hunched over the whipping post. The crowd ignited, but not in protest. The guard took over, hitting hard and fast. Link’s cries could barely be heard over the roaring crowd.
The crowd grew louder as blood began to flow, the boy’s cries drowned out. Four hid his face in Twilight’s pelt. But Time’s focus was on the Queen.
The Queen who looked extremely, cruelly happy.
Time promised himself then and there that he would take her off of her throne himself.
“Time,” Twilight whispered shakily, “They’re long past twenty five.”
“What?” Time whispered back.
“Rule was supposed to get twenty-five lashes,” Twi flinched as the whip hit again, “That last one made forty-five.”
Time snapped his gaze to the boy in the square’s center.
“He’s not going to be able to take much more,” he said under his breath. He didn’t mean for Hyrule to hear him, but he did, and his sobbing began again.
Around the fifty-second lash, the crowd began to quiet with anticipation.
At fifty-three, Link’s cries became shrill and weak.
At fifty-four, they stopped.
At fifty-eight, he sagged, unconscious.
“Take him to the dungeons!” Artemis ordered.
Time looked at his boys.
“Get to the inn. We need to make a plan.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“So Wind and Four will be outside with medical supplies and the horses. Sky will be with them. Legend, you’re job-” “Is to figure out where he is. We’ve been over the plan three times, Old Man,” Legend said, but his voice held no hint of malice.
“We know, Time. We’re worried too,” Sky said, rubbing Wind’s arms. He hadn’t said much since the whipping.
“I don’t know that any of us will make it to nightfall,” Twilight whispered.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
They had one cell left to check. Time was getting very, very worried. There wasn’t any guards, other than the ones at the front gate. And no captain.
“It’s empty!” Legend hissed.
“Where is he?” Wind asked, eyes widening.
“I don’t, I don’t-” Legend popped back into the wall, slipping into the cell. Time began to run through backup plans in his head. Had he been taken out of town? Had he bee-
“I found him!” Legend whisper-shouted suddenly, the cell door flying open.
“There’s a secret cell, I just found it, Time it’s bad-”
Time was already pushing past. Legend hit the catch, and the hidden door opened with the sound of grinding stone.
They were immediately faced with a troop of Sheikah.
“And here I thought no one would be coming,” Impa sneered, almost bored.
“It doesn’t have to be like this,” Time said evenly.
“And disappoint my Queen?” Impa asked, and stuck forward.
Minutes, maybe hours, were lost in the fight. Time was strange, measured in opponents rather than any standard measurement. After who knows how long, Sky suddenly shouted,
“Down!”
Time hit the deck, feeling a wave of blue energy wash over him. The remaining Sheikah were knocked to the edges of the room, unconscious.
Time finally got a chance to look over at their newest member. It… wasn’t good. Blood covered nearly all of his skin. Smoot locks that had been blonde that morning were now choppy and nearly pink with blood. A wound on his chest oozed some sort of green liquid.
“Rancher, help me get him down,” He ordered. Twilight nodded, looking worried.
“Is he alright?” Hyrule asked, voice shaking.
“He will be,” Time answered.