Sipping On That Liquid Gold

Crazy how lou bega creates the best song known to all life

Me stepping onto the balcony to address my followers

glados miku ^_^

Are you good, bro?

here's hoping he doesn't come back 3 days later

Unironically, it's not Bioessentialism, it's basic Sociology.

"it's bioessentialist to joke about male loneliness" IT'S BIOESSENTIALIST TO THINK THERE'S A MALE AND FEMALE VERSION OF LONELINESS...

You condescended first

Also, my point wasn't that every 30 year old who yearns for someone fresh out of highschool seems to manipulate them, but such a naive person isn't clearly able to tell they are manipulating or even that it's wrong.

'all age gaps problematic' people are so wild. "what can a 19 year old and a 28 year even have in common??? what do they talk about??" BITCH THEIR HOBBIES???????

sorry man im all booked

Today is my 6 month check-up to make sure my boobs don't betray me again, so here is a friendly reminder to check your own boobs once a month!

fuck you

Oh my god. Mr. Beast assassination attempt????????????????????!!??!!???!!????? What is HAPPENING

Democracy is more perfect, and thus people think they've elevated one of their own.