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I'd say philosophy

Here's one for the academics in the audience: in your experience, which specific discipline is most likely to have strikingly personal, dude-owes-me-money type beef with a guy who's been dead for nine hundred years? I know you get them in every field of study, of course, but I mean like statistically.

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>i met a liberal at the bar tonight

I know where this is going

i met a liberal at the bar tonight. we were talking about the amish and i was like did you know they have IT guys. there's a whole unique windows distro for the amish. it's proprietary. and he was like i guess that's why i'm liberal. and i was like what? and he was like why do you say that like it's a bad thing and i was like i didn't say anything you said that. and he said what's wrong with being a liberal and i said neoliberalism is a project of colonial expansion based on extracting resources from the third world by holding a gun to everybody else's head, so, what's good about that? and he did NOT like that for some reason. he was like are you a republican and i was like no absolutely not. i'm a hologram actually. i'm a russian bot. and he was like you're laughing at me. and i couldn't shake the prevailing impression that what he was really saying was you're being mean to me because you're reacting to this incomprehensible nonsequitur about the amish less warmly than you're reacting to the jokes of your friends. like yeah my friends have been sitting here showing me the tiktok that went viral when somebody paid at their job in pennies and talking about when they went to basic training because their parents got divorced, i literally don't know you or what your views are, how could i be laughing at them. but i heard someone got their ass beat for throwing a hot dog at someone so i guess i better be careful. like what even is the bar. i think i saw lightning strike a lightning rod on top of a building, off in the distance. don't think i've ever specifically seen that before. it was like horizontal, touched down in the middle. and my friend was like what would a russian robot sound like and i was like t.a.t.u.

Tumblr Lefties are fun because one moment they'll put together a masterpiece of economics in ~250 words and the next they'll say it's Bourgeois to own the house you live in.

Tumblr users invent anarchism

passports…should not expire

Those are some cool towers rhen

warframe plot point: reverse 9/11

Unironically, it's not Bioessentialism, it's basic Sociology.

"it's bioessentialist to joke about male loneliness" IT'S BIOESSENTIALIST TO THINK THERE'S A MALE AND FEMALE VERSION OF LONELINESS...

Writing Tumblr, what are the symbols used in the Zootopia abortion comic?

Thanks to all of the Stein voters, who have voted for a genocide of me along with Palestinians.