the author writing the book: so yes they died
me writing fanfiction: no actually they didn't
Venom: let there be carnage is one of those movies that could remind people tumblr still exists. “Who is the target audience for this movie?”, critics ask. Only then Serkis points down to the sewers and you can hear the distant cheers of the tumblr rats
Thinking about how Odysseus carved the wedding bed out of an olive tree, which means the bed is rooted in the ground.
Thinking about the line “You don’t think I know my own palace? I built it!”.
Thinking about the implication that Odysseus built his entire palace around that olive tree, his and Penelope’s wedding bed, a symbol of their love.
Odysseus’ world is literally built around his love for Penelope.
…..i’m not crying, i just have an odypen in my eye.
The Oscars: The Witcher Edition
anon: i hope you update soon! i can assure you, every fanfic writer ever:
Jaskier, removing his multicoloured heart shaped shades: I beg your fucking pardon??
really exhausted. I’m so tired.
Y/n: *taking a nap*
Aizawa: are you challenging me?
funniest thing I’ve seen today
Credit to the owner