this is perhaps the greatest thing I've ever seen thank u for sharing
i got the idea from this post but here is an extensive list of names the foxes group chat was definitely called at some point:
stick ball squad (the og name, lasted all of two seconds before kevin changed it)
the david wymack fanclub
nicky hemmick’s back up singers
fitness gram pacer test survivors
neil josten appreciation task force (aaron left and had to get added back to the group chat upwards of thirty times during the duration of this name)
plexiglass fuckers anonymous
palmetto 99
neil minyard™ (in homage to a misprint of neil’s name in the paper)
bad and naughty children get put with kevin day to atone for their sins
The Fuckening
neil’s moist bandana
we’re all GAY fuck you aaron
You know when Andrew does the thing where he has someone pick a number, and then he lets the other team score that many times, then shuts them out? I imagine him just standing there in the middle of the goal, leaning on his racquet, motionless, then, after the team shoots around him and scores the number, he stands up straight, gives his racquet a little twirl, and takes a defensive position. It's at this moment that the other team knows they're losing.
The secret history as onion headlines (there will be more bc I cannot stop)
Remember I have only watched the show so
The parallels between Oscar Wilde and Neil Josten...
my @aftgsecretsnowflake for @szecretary sorry it’s not very Christmassy 😔
priorities
Rereading tsh is so weird cause there’s a whole dialogue with Henry where he goes “uhm so yeah we used drugs and poison to get absolutely fucking smashed and see god.”
“But…you had sex?!?”
are we gonna talk about Andrew using his eidetic memory to draw something?? like he doodles in his notebook during lectures and it's the most fucking accurate sketch of a gothic building you've ever seen? like babe you do have a hobby, Neil just doesn't know about it, does he?
do you have a secret sketchbook hidden under your mattress that's filled with drawings of Renee's smile or Kevin's broken hand? do you memorize every one of Neil's scars to make a map of them in your book? are you gonna reveal that secret and show Neil your stupid drawings?
does Nicky miss his boyfriend so much that once he finds a rough sketch of Eric between the sheets of his book? it's fucking creepy till he finds the note saying 'a.j.m. used him as a reference'
does Kevin look surprised, when you pass him a piece of paper, not knowing yet that you made a research about his mother to draw her as perfect as you can?
does Aaron smile when you give him a drawing of his stupid girlfriend or he silently folds it into his wallet and strides away?
does Bee starts to collect your doodles of insects that you make during your sessions? can Wymack hold back his tears when he finds a portrait of Seth Gordon on his desk, knowing who has the access to his study and a fucking huge warm and loving heart under the layers of not giving a fuck about life? you tell me.
The most iconic thing about Neil is the fact that his #1 character trait is being good at staying alive, and his #2 is being really, really bad at it.
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