This Post Is Both Really Funny And Completely True And I Don’t Want To Take Away From That ButI Just

as an ochem tutor, it's nice to see that people everywhere have the same reaction to ochem. really brings us together as a species.

Which carbon Is your favorite in Thymine specifically?

just saw an add on my dash (using my phone) so bizarre i thought it would be a screenshot of an add someone else saw. but it was organically there

when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it

yeah but it's not fascism when lesbians do it; it's just "systemic girlbossing" (also it's hot)

I replied to a friend on twitter and woke up to a bunch of caitvi fans angrily yelling at me lmao.

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

feel free to add on

The Onion continues to never miss

day 712 of drawing spamton every day until deltarune chapter 3

LYLE LYLE TURN ON THE TV IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL

This is literally a scene directly out of Lords of Silence by Chris Wraight (a book I will never stop talking about)

As we should