Yeah But It's Not Fascism When Lesbians Do It; It's Just "systemic Girlbossing" (also It's Hot)

Genie

“But they forget”

let’s wait by the shore with mama

People on the internet will invent any quote mentioning god and go "wjhooaaa this goes so fucking hard 🔥🔥🔥"

People who fuck around on their laptops during lectures are so important I'm watching someone in front of me play tetris online enraptured

me: My belongings are thoroughly coated in dust, if only there were a tool to help me reasonably and efficiently clean my things

the reliable static duster:

happyness and world peace

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

I'm a vampire and I bit your neck you're a vampire now

Voah mama I'm a vampyr now! Ah ah ah!