I had a dream last night where i walked into a kitchen that was not my own and the entire plot of the next drawtectives episode was written out in the oven's display. In the dream the episode had just come out and this was a normal way to gain information, also there were pictures. here are the main points
-porcino did not join the group, and the fandom was very sad. julia remembered porcino existed halfway through the episode but said they "couldn't go back, it was too late"
-the group instead adopted a dog that was like a borzoi but with butterfly wings for ears, it had no name and was photorealistic
-they left midnight alley and were just on a normal street during the day
-they met the pope, and I think that eugene knew the pope personally (i don't even know what the pope looks like, so in the dream he kinda just looked like the julia bobby hill in a pope hat)
-york was not there, jacob was though
So sorry to leak the plot of next episode, but i had to /j
thinking abt the part in i saw the tv glow when owen/isobel has their head in the sparking television and their dad pulls them out. thinkin abt how to other people, transitioning looks like harm and they want to be the saviors. abt how transitioning unsafely in a desperate attempt to find yourself feels like sticking your head in an electrical fire and it hurts so much but feels so right. yeah.
francis abernathy is genuinely god’s strongest warrior because how did this motherfucker survive THREE homoerotic failed situationships in a ROW, bunny, bunny’s murder, henry, richard, charles, incest twins, being a redhead, a SUICIDE ATTEMPT, being catholic, being gay in the 80s, being catholic AND gay BOTH in the 80s, multiple nervous breakdowns, vermont, an alcoholic absent mother, a homophobic grandpa, being fatherless AND to top it all off being the only diva in the classics group 😢
when lorde said, “when you’ve outgrown a lover, the whole world knows but you” and then she said, “i care for myself the way i used to care about you” and she had the nerve to say those things to me within the SAME SONG????? i need a minute guys
there’s another fucking week this week
i bet on him every time
love the type of male character that is just a losing dog
Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.
Ah yes, my favorite found family - Mom, Grandma, Pork, Office Bimbo, and Perpetually Amnesiac Baby Boy.
dont talk to me til ive fucked my coffee