Philomena Cunk (Walking outside among a vast green countryside): Today in yet another pursuit of knowledge about our earth, I'll be visiting England. But not the England that you might be thinking of. Who better to ask all sorts of pressing questions about the history of this country, than the country himself? That's why I'm visiting the personification of England himself, at his own home.
(cut to England's home library, they sit across from each other)
Philomena Cunk: Canadian Geese were first introduced by King Henry eye-vee and have since become a big problem. As a personification who has witnessed lots of maiming from the olden days, would you say that the threat of a goose attack is just as strong today?
England (composed): You'd like me to compare geese from different times?
Philomena Cunk: I've a mate who's aunt lost an eye to one. She said the nasty little birds have a special bacteria in their mouth that's quite deadly.
England: Is that so?
Philomena Cunk:
killing his publicist
And where was Teyonah Parris's name in that long ass line up? Or Iman Vellani's? Or Brie Larson? Lashana Lynch? We're really just pretending The Marvels didn't happen, huh?
Canon fruk would throw up if they saw this- I am so deep
Set in the Punk Dad Au, after a handful of years of Fruk reuniting after some time apart from school. Alfred and Matthew are around 11/12 and Alfred's gotten his first film camera!
1980s Paris. Frenchman who thought he'd never find true love, happily married with kids. (Alfred cried more than Francis did, he's in a soap opera/sappy romance movies obsession phase, that he only falls out of when he's pushing 15- Cried that 'it was like real life movie moment'- He does in this au grow up to be a film director and cinematographer, so there IS a red lining!)
sundays should be 48 hours long. 24 for enjoying sunday other 24 for mentally preparing for monday
unfortunately if we do get the whole “sentry using everyone’s greatest fears against them” in thunderbolts i fear hes going to have a FIELD DAY with bucky
the pose started off as something completely different but then upon me came a vision......
A small alternative text, because imagining England thinking to himself that, maybe in another life and another time, he has an ordinary life - And that life is just my Punk Dad Au
technically hetalia is a workplace comedy
I love the sambucky fandom fr😭
It dont matter what information comes out, everyone manages to flip it into an even better head canon.
Oh turns out Bucky is no longer running for congress? Ok he didn’t want to be away from home anyways, he got a man to take care of.
character: *isn’t 100% good or evil*
The Internet: hello naughty children it’s Discourse time
The Humble Beginnings