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me self reblogging my posts just in case the specific mutual currently online that I think would like it hasn’t already seen it
if tumblr shuts down you can find me bleeding out in a ditch
My brain works like this
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what it feels like listening to music and thinking about the character
illnesses are actually objectively fucking hilarious though because imagine like ur doin ur thing then some motherfucker in a shitty fake moustache tries to come through and is like Hello. I am a Cell from this Body. Can I do my job please adn ur like yeah surwaaaaaaait a damn minute ur nit one of our guys but then by that time theres MORE motherfuckers in dhitty fake moustaches trying to rob u of everything u own (a working body) so u end up having to blow the entire place up with dynamite to get rid of everything . and then u rebuild things and its fine. effervescent
if tumblr shuts down you'll find me like this
i yearn for the mines.
cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.
Me to my 5 unfinished aus/stories
Reblog to give your period cramps to Elon Musk
He knew it was going to be bad, then he realised how bad.
Happy Ed Balls Day!
Wait… Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up? ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE
pick one you bald genderless idiot
I CAST: BECOME UNMADE!
[you watch as the victim suddenly rapidly ages backwards their entire life in roughly 35 seconds, you catch a brief glimpse of a fetus flopping on the ground like a fish where they stood only a moment earlier, until that also shrinks down and vanishes, leaving behind nothing but a stain of period blood and a separate squelch of cum. Some dude of unknown origin walks up with his dick out, vacuums up the cum and walks off, never to be seen again.]
I have returned.
I have to go now. Pray for me. Or don't.
let's all give a hug to my good friend who said 3x2 was 3 today
🐐
au where everyone becomes their pfp go
*does the most convincing little human dance ever*
I got a badge. Yippee!
I have school today 😭
This is the same guy that posted that group selfie titled „yes, these are both my hands“