Cell Phone Doesn't Like Water Because It Is A Combination Of The Other Three Elements. It Is A Rock (earth)

I’m stra- WRONG! Faggot bomb!! 💥💥🏳️‍🌈💥🏳️‍🌈🚬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈💥🫃🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍👨🚬🚬🏳️‍🌈💥

I should be dead

OBJECTIVE IS SURVIVE

hey guys have you ever heard of THE CHARACTER. i’m thinking about THE CHARACTER. honestly can’t even get shit done because i’m thinking about THE CHARACTER. i’m listening to a song and imagining THE CHARACTER. all i know and love is THE CHARACTER

This is my new favourite headline I've seen all year lmaooo

“What’s the point of a relationship if you don’t want kids?”

Idk, how about COMPANIONSHIP

A LIFE PARTNER

don’t be a bitch

Marry God

@god-offical

I DON'T CONSENT BUT IF IT STOPS YOU FROM PESTERING ME THEN SURE 💍🧎‍♂️

Once I had to drive through Birmingham and there were like 4 fires

Where is hell's entrance?

Birmingham