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‘Never fuck a duck.’

If you could add/replace the word "fuck" in any one line in Chain of Gold... What would it be?

Will finding out that James and Cordelia's engagement was faked

Will: So, all of it, was an act? Cordelia will not be my daughter-in-law?

James: Yes. We're sorry-

Will: Just... give me a minute.

Will: *walks to the city of bones screaming and crying and then collapses in Jem's arms*

do u think Tinkerbell ever just fuckin bit people? she's tiny, angry, and easily mistaken for an insect, surely she gave into that tempation

That just made my day, i really needed it.

if ur chubby or fat or even just a little soft around the edges i hope u kno ur absolutely gorgeous and amazing and i love u 💕

Sometimes I say self loathing things to my therapist and he looks at me dead in the eyes before saying “You fucking moron.” and tbh same

meeee

Can confirm, I’m a mom