Will Finding Out That James And Cordelia's Engagement Was Faked

Reblog if you would take a bullet for Christopher Lightwood, Jesse Blackthorn, Lucie Herondale, Kamala Joshi, Alastair Carstairs and Church the Cat even tho he’s supposedly not in TLH

THATS AN ADHD THING?

But I-I-I what?

its not normal?!

But i’ve been seeing these things my entire life!!

WHAT THE FUCK

THATS AN ADHD TNING?

NORMAL PEOPLE DONT HAVE THAT?!

i saw a thread on twitter of iwa being taller than oikawa and it’s rattling around in my brain (i must stress that i ADORE their dynamic of oikawa being taller but the switch up is so funny to me bc i know oikawa would lose his MIND)

so picture with me: iwa who has the growth spurt of the CENTURY while in california. like this boy is already beefy and muscular and average height but suddenly he’s 6’3” to go with it. none of this clothes fit anymore, he has growing pains that catch him off guard in the middle of the night (not to mention how his feet hang off the bed now), and suddenly, for the first time in his life, he’s hitting his head on doorframes and ceilings.

he mentions this to oikawa on their nightly calls, but his bf just thinks he’s making it up. ‘aw, iwa-chan wants to be tall so bad! my little iwa-chan!!’

but when iwa comes to the airport to pick tooru up for his visit, oikawa genuinely looks past him because he’s looking for his 5’10” king and not this monster of a man standing in front of him, waving his arms and screaming ITS ME! I’M IWA-CHAN!! IT’S ME!!

oikawa almost leaves the airport with someone who is not hajime and iwa cries complains the whole way home

LE BOOST

Hi, if you care about us Autistic folks then please boost this

Matthew: If you say ‘whale, oil, beef, hooked’ it sounds like 'well I’ll be fucked’ in an irish accent.

James: What the hell made you discover this?

Thomas: And why the hell aren’t you in therapy?

Blow down to the witch and destroy Patriarchy

Um, okay.

Believe in satan and fuck off

Lol

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Ate cereal this morning

Are LGBTQ+

Have a pet

Have mental problems

Can read minds

Hate living creatures

((No one will know which one! ))

Some nights I lie in bed thinking "what have I lost?"