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Bisexuality is a concept too often misunderstood 💖💜💙

Nope i’m 12

and completely and utterly done with life.

I shouldn't be this exhausted with life at 17

Lmao. This is amazing!!🤣🤣

Simon: FOUR MONTHS

Clary: What is he talking about?

Alec: Nothing

Simon: THAT'S HOW LONG ALEC STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT

Jace: *hysterical laughter background*

Heteroxezualiyt

wAIT I’M STRAIGHT AS FUCK THO!

okay let me try that again

Heterosexuality

There we go. 

Me:

Salesperson at a desk: Can I help you?

Chubs: No, I just waited in a que for 30 minutes to say, hi!

Matthew: If you say ‘whale, oil, beef, hooked’ it sounds like 'well I’ll be fucked’ in an irish accent.

James: What the hell made you discover this?

Thomas: And why the hell aren’t you in therapy?

Dick 9 times out of 10 failing to hide a severe injury from the rest of the batfam because without fail when he’s tired or drugged or generally not firing on all cylinders his native accent comes out as thick as the day he met Bruce.

- - -

Bruce: Dick come down for a check up I saw you take that hit for Tim.

Dick, halfway towards the cave exit and still going, in the quietest voice possible: im fine

Bruce: Say squirrel and you can leave.

Dick:

Bruce:

Jason:

Tim:

Damien:

Dick: …skweeerrehl.

Jason: Get him boys.

Violet: Okay, I have to tell you the truth. The monsters from the fairytales are real. They're coming to kill us all, and our government is corrupt and trying to hide it from us.

Rhiannon, Ridoc, and Sawyer: Holy shit! Oh, this is such a relief! We thought that you were, like, mad at us or something. YES!!! Let's go do some TREASON!

Dick: i don’t get it.

Jason: ?

Dick: when you were killing people in the Nightwing costume, everybody started hating Nightwing and trying to call the cops on me and stuff, but when YOU’RE killing as the Red Hood, everybody fucking loves you! what’s the difference?!

Jason: oh, you gotta kill in a lovable way.

Jason: blow a kiss to the security cameras, carry chocolate bars for the kids, recommend good bloodstain detergent to the parents, you know. make it fun. when i was Nightwing i just glared at everyone, there was no community aspect.

Dick: why wouldn’t you make it fun for ME?!?

Jason: dude when the real Nightwing started showing up they were throwing rocks at you. it was funny.

Dick: BUT IT WAS YOU WHO-

Jason: yeah but i expected the rocks, i’m good at dodging. did you see your fucking face when that woman threw her kids diaper at you? it’s my phone background now. Tim has it printed out and framed in his bedroom.

Dick:

Jason:

Dick: i hope the joker gets you again.

i’m in bro i don’t like ducks

#NOQUACK

lmao