“I am also an excellent cook,” said Mark, putting an acorn onto his s'more. Everyone stared.
“He can't help it,” said Cristina loyally. “He has lived with the Wild Hunt for so long.”
“I don't do that,” Kieran said, eating a s'more in the correct fashion. ‘Mark has no excuse.”
Get the damn sword
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Reblog so that all your followers to be un-cursed too :)
to reintroduce Jason to the world Bruce decides to just mysteriously announce that he’s adopted a new son and will introduce him at the next Wayne gala. all of Gotham is buzzing about the new child Bruce is gonna appear with. Jason cries from laughing.
Gothamite: what the. what
Bruce, grinning ear to ear, hand on Jason’s shoulder: this is my new son!
Gothamite: he’s not new.
Dick: well, repurposed.
Bruce: i don’t know what you’re all talking about! son, introduce yourself!
Gothamite: he’s not- you already- i thought this one was dead?!?
Jason, completely straight faced: hello, my name is Todd, Todd Jason.
Gothamite:
Tim, tiredly to Damian: and this is why we don’t let B and Jay make important decisions after they’ve shared 3 bottles of wine.
Welp, Joining the bed fandom
man more people need to join the fucking bedroom fandom
i mean look at this shit.
it’s bunk beds and a little desk.
a motherfucking aquarium!
shit it’s like noah’s ark in the fucking ceiling
look how modern this shit is
it’s like three rooms in one
you could get a boat and sing fucking phantom of the opera and then just climb in bed.
I will man this damn fandom by myself if I have too
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"Holy shit. You have to see this." "Tell the boy to move." Tairn orders.
"Tell him to ease up on you." "Tell him to mind his own business."
"it's just Dain." I walk out from between Tairn's forelegs when Dain pauses a dozen feet away. "Anger does not suit him." He growls again, and a puff of steam hits the back of my neck.
"Tell him if he harms you, I'll scorch the ground where he stands."
"why didn't you tell me you can't keep your fucking seat?" He (Dain) shouts at me, grabbing my elbow. "I'm sorry?" I yank my arm out of his hold. Tairn growls in my mind.
"Is that a saddle?" {...} "No, it's a collar," Tairn snips, snapping his teeth together."
Truly one of of the best things i have ever read.
Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew
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We need to give Ridoc his flowers. He's been carrying the comedy department on his back since the first book-
I luv u
no one ever has to know which one
love the empyrean series, ACOTAR, TSC, Mauraders ect.
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