I Bite Things

unless the judge is his dad, i don’t think even Jojo Mcdod (yes from Horton Hears a Who) could sass the judge enough to get me off the hook

if you're on trial for a nondescript crime and the character in your pfp is your lawyer, is your ass going to jail?

hey if you know me on tumblr, jsyk I’m very very trans

however I’m not a UK citizen

so y’all if any of my mutuals see this, and are also a UK citizen

go BOOST.

because trust me I live in a place where stuff like this happens all too often as well.

and I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. so go BOOST IT and SIGN THE PETITION if you can!!!

Petitions - UK Government and Parliament

Petition: Reverse the decision to block the Gender Recognition Reform (Scotland) Bill

I want the Government to reverse their decision to block the Gender Recognition Reform (Scotland) Bill, as this legislation contains importa

hey if you're a UK resident can you sign this petition and if not please rb to spread the word

this is an official UK government petition that they have to respond to if it reaches 10,000 signatures

weeeeewooo!

so I decided to do a fun little thing

these are my little guys from me and my friends’ version of tmnt! they’re very silly goofy

annnnnnd now you can ask them questions!

go ahead! ask in the comments!

(note that,,, me and my friends are still developing these guys! so sometimes there may not be a straightforward answer to smth yet!)

enjoy!!! :D

They’re my favorite father son duo

I GOT ASSIGNED PINKY

OH MY GOD MY GENDER IS NOW PINKY FROM PINKY AND THE BRAIN

WHAT A LITTLE MANNNNN

uquiz time :DDD

WOAHJ?!?

‼️ very cool, very slay

some style studies with grimm n yarrow for funsies

[in order: persona 5, disco elysium (aleksander rostov), witch hat atelier (kamome shirahama), the tea dragon society (k o'neill), alphonse mucha, hades (jen zee), in stars and time (insertdisc5), and promare]

no funny jokes for a second, this is serious

be kind to people, treat them like they’re humans

don’t endanger them

because stuff like dehumanization, not wearing a mask, not getting vaccines

all of that just gets people hurt.

and that’s a horrible thing to do to anyone, no matter how much you want the pandemic to be over already.

/gen

the dehumanization of high-risk people at almost year 3 of the pandemic is so enormously scary and painful.

“high risk people will protect themselves” how? did you think about that? are we able to go grocery shopping? are we able to see loved ones? are we able to access lifesaving medical appointments? no! you refuse to protect us!

“I think you’re taking covid too seriously” I don’t want to die! I don’t want to die! I’m a human, too, and I don’t want to die! Look at me — I’m a human!

sometimes it’s easy to forget one is human

and then just kind of go about your day, make some cheap Walmart-bought ramen noodles for lunch

(you know, the stuff that isn’t really ramen and is so salty you could knock out a horse with it but it still tastes good)

and then you realize “oh hey I’m not just a floating consciousness that exists in the basis of my human interactions, I have a FORM and it is HUMAN FLESH and oh hey that’s kinda weird”

anyways point being

if we really do live in the matrix that’s a really weird glitch /j

Also! Keep water (both HOT and COLD) dripping in your sinks and baths/showers CONSTANTLY! Every few hours, run the water at max for a couple of seconds, and flush all the toilets in the house! This will keep your pipes from freezing up, and it’s very very important!!!

Also, to those who have pets! If you do NOT have pet booties to protect their feet when going outside, WRAP THEIR PAWS WITH WASHCLOTHS AND TAPE/STICKY JOINT WRAPS! This will keep them from getting FROSTBITE and other cold related injuries!!! So keep your furry friends safe! :]

Tips for dealing with below 0°F temperatures, for anyone who's not used to it and is now having to deal with it in this winter storm:

Tuck your shirt into your pants to prevent the cold from sneaking in

Put on a sweater or a hoodie over that, and then also wear a coat over that

Put on a beanie and then pull your hood up over that (BOTH hoods if you're wearing a hoodie instead of a sweater)

Wear a scarf underneath your coat hood. You want it to be kept as close to you as possible, and hopefully high enough that you can tuck your nose into it while walking outside

Wear solid pants like jeans, and put on tights, leggings, or (if you actually have any) long underwear underneath

Wear two pairs of socks—at least one of which is long socks—and tuck your leggings into those

Wear boots or some other thick shoe with good traction if you have any

GLOVES. Wear two pairs of you need to. I only have one pair and now my hands are my only weak point 😭

Try not to stay outside for too long if you can help it, frostbite and hypothermia are painful and very dangerous. When you're inside, make sure you're eating plenty of food and drinking plenty of water. Your body needs energy and hydration to fight off the cold. Stay safe out there everyone

*shaking my social media violently*

RAVIOLI, RAVIOLI, GIVE ME THE SEROTONI