No Funny Jokes For A Second, This Is Serious

They’re my favorite father son duo

Also! Keep water (both HOT and COLD) dripping in your sinks and baths/showers CONSTANTLY! Every few hours, run the water at max for a couple of seconds, and flush all the toilets in the house! This will keep your pipes from freezing up, and it’s very very important!!!

Also, to those who have pets! If you do NOT have pet booties to protect their feet when going outside, WRAP THEIR PAWS WITH WASHCLOTHS AND TAPE/STICKY JOINT WRAPS! This will keep them from getting FROSTBITE and other cold related injuries!!! So keep your furry friends safe! :]

Tips for dealing with below 0°F temperatures, for anyone who's not used to it and is now having to deal with it in this winter storm:

Tuck your shirt into your pants to prevent the cold from sneaking in

Put on a sweater or a hoodie over that, and then also wear a coat over that

Put on a beanie and then pull your hood up over that (BOTH hoods if you're wearing a hoodie instead of a sweater)

Wear a scarf underneath your coat hood. You want it to be kept as close to you as possible, and hopefully high enough that you can tuck your nose into it while walking outside

Wear solid pants like jeans, and put on tights, leggings, or (if you actually have any) long underwear underneath

Wear two pairs of socks—at least one of which is long socks—and tuck your leggings into those

Wear boots or some other thick shoe with good traction if you have any

GLOVES. Wear two pairs of you need to. I only have one pair and now my hands are my only weak point 😭

Try not to stay outside for too long if you can help it, frostbite and hypothermia are painful and very dangerous. When you're inside, make sure you're eating plenty of food and drinking plenty of water. Your body needs energy and hydration to fight off the cold. Stay safe out there everyone

*silently hides my semicolon pile in my arms*

you never saw anything

You Won’t BELIEVE How Many Em-Dashes Local Writer Can Squeeze Into One 5K Word Fic

you know the old saying

act a buffoon, and become a baboon

cannot stop thinking about how the beast from Beauty and the Beast was originally envisioned as a baboon. what a world we might have had

I bite things

but usually I’m pretty chill

i’m now going to barge into all of my friend’s @‘s just for fun

@pan-de-coco @doodle-beeez @violetstomfoolery

was tagged by @montliyets <3 to make myself in this picrew! thank you for tagging me :)

tagging: @numbaoneflaya @time-is-a-lake @theredhoodedthot @kittyspotatoes @cwahsont and anyone else who’d like to do it!! 

I GOT ASSIGNED PINKY

OH MY GOD MY GENDER IS NOW PINKY FROM PINKY AND THE BRAIN

WHAT A LITTLE MANNNNN

uquiz time :DDD

beep beep just OC stuff

but I almost never post anything so

like

have this :]

beep beep

meet Rube (Coda) Auryn

yes his name *is* a pun on Rube Gold[berg] machines

he is a psychonauts OC (even tho I haven’t drawn him in that style yet)

but yeah

funky lil guy

he is a junior psychonaut

and he has issues (just like every other psychonaut)

and also he hates dentists

(you can guess why :>)

*shaking my social media violently*

RAVIOLI, RAVIOLI, GIVE ME THE SEROTONI

sometimes it’s easy to forget one is human

and then just kind of go about your day, make some cheap Walmart-bought ramen noodles for lunch

(you know, the stuff that isn’t really ramen and is so salty you could knock out a horse with it but it still tastes good)

and then you realize “oh hey I’m not just a floating consciousness that exists in the basis of my human interactions, I have a FORM and it is HUMAN FLESH and oh hey that’s kinda weird”

anyways point being

if we really do live in the matrix that’s a really weird glitch /j

Post on my alt!! :))

Me + Some Friends Iteration of TMNT!

From Left to Right:

Mikey, He/Xe/Em!

Donnie, He/Xe/It!

Leo, She/Him!

Raph, He/They/It!

Splinter, He/Him!

April, She/They!

It’s Not My Usual Art Style, Cause I Wanted to Stylize These Guys. But I Hope You Enjoy Anyways!

Byeeeee! :D