My Honest Reaction To Finding Out They Lowered The Chances Of Getting New Characters In Slug It Out 2

THEY ARE LITERALLY MY OTP RAAAAAAAH

Conquering Boyfriends Compilation

The number of people that mentioned they never heard of Conquering Boyfriends blew my mind sooooooo, I present you a CB compilation <3

First time I do something like this, so the editing is kinda atrocious lol

Ngl I feel like one thing that would have been really fun to see in Slugterra post-Blakk downfall would be the slingers he hired working with each other or characters outside of Blakk Industries.

like for example: after some hijinx ensue maybe Twist accidentally gets dragged into joining the Scrap Force or Sedo and Saturday team up to try (and fail) to get revenge on Pronto.

Open Letter to the Slugterra Fandom

I will say this as a whole in this post to breathe my annoyance and disgust for a certain shippers section of the fandom. A small but forever living in our minds part of the fans.

If you think it's okay to ship a child character (ex: Eli, Trixie, Twist, Billy etc) with an adult character (ex: Junjie, Kord, Pronto, Dr Blakk etc), think it's okay to ship family members (ex: Will x Eli, Dr Blakk x Tad, etc) or ship the slugs with their slingers, you are not welcomed in this fandom.

It is NOT okay to be shipping that stuff. I do not care if your excuse is 'but I de-aged [adult character] to be a teen like [child character]'. You de-aged them? Then de-age EVERYONE in the universe, not just the one or two you want to fill your sickened fantasies. I do not care if this is how you 'cope'. There are MILLIONS of different ways to help you cope, please look for those rather than falling to making illegal pairings.

This part is directed towards the Junjie x Eli shippers; Junjie is NOT a child. He has been alive canonically 20 years or more than Eli. If you shove your head canon that he HAS to be 15 when he was corrupted (that is a rule only applied canonically to the Shanes), then that still means he was 20 years of age when Eli was born. The duo share a TEACHER and STUDENT relationship. You wouldn't date your high school math teacher, would you? (if you said yes, then you need mental help.)

And to a thankfully much smaller portion some may encounter; if you draw literal porn of the cast who are CANONICALLY TEENS, CHILDREN OR THE SLUGS, GET SOME PROFESSIONAL HELP. That is FAR from okay and if anyone spots ANY of this illegal crap, report the image and the account.

Kind regards; Okami

Small dawn of the slug rant

"zombies showed up about 12 hours ago grabbing people and hauling them away" Millard Milford at about 4 minutes and 16 seconds

HOW HAS SATURDAY BEEN THERE FOR 12 HOURS

WHAT WAS HE DOING FOR 12 HOURS

Like when Pronto first gets grabbed and dragged to Saturday's base (the food court) he's just chilling on his throne

Unrelated question, WHY DOES HE HAVE HIS OWN THRONE

It's even designed to resemble his blaster so it's probably custom

How much is Blakk paying this guy

Was Saturday seriously just sitting on his throne doing nothing for 12 hours prior to the Shane Gang showing up

No wonder he asks the zombies to bring him more cushions and big screens that throne looks uncomfortable as hell and he's BORED OUT OF HIS MIND

throne and blaster for reference

(Side note but the throne is actually like super cool)

this has been a certified WildSpectre rant

Oh my god I agree with the tags so much Dawn of the Slug Saturday NEVER would have fallen for that.

(also yeah how does Pronto have security clearance to enter Stalagmite 17 through the front door)

Having to re-watch Mission: Improbable,

[Not my favorite ep admittedly]

And Pronto really did just enter through the front door like it was nothing, and maneuvered through Security Lazers like a pro.

I know we rag on the Mole for being an old man (30-40) but, infiltrating the most secure building in all of Slugterra next to Blakk's Citadel via the front fucking door is such a Chad move.

And yeah, Eli, Trixie, and Kord were causing some chaos on their end, distracting Mr. Saturday and his zombies, but Pronto didn't know that.

Pronto is just a jack of all trades, and it shows, lmao

I like Dr. Blakk but...

"the truth is, in this life... we only have ourselves" - Dr. Blakk in Back to Blakk

Hey Dr. Blakk a word of advice, maybe you would have more friends if you stopped being mean to all of your allies for no reason.

like broski, maybe if the primary motivator for all of your allies (not just the people you hire) wasn't fear you would have more people stick around until the end other than Maurice and Nacho (and Maurice didn't even join the final fight against the Shane Gang)

Examples:

Locke, Lode, John Bull, and C.C only want to bust Blakk out of Stalagmite 17 for the rewards.

Throws Quintin out of the Titan in Upgrade for basically no reason.

Sends Nacho to the deep caverns for basically no reason in The New Kid part 2.

Calls Mr. Saturday's mind control "mind control foolishness" after he CAPTURED THE SHANE GANG and TOOK OVER THE MOST ESCAPE PROOF PRISON IN ALL OF SLUGTERRA like my brother in Brimstone is it THAT hard to go ONE CONVERSATION without insulting someone.

there are probably several more examples of this that I can't remember off the top of my head.

I understand that he is the main antagonist but being this mean to your own comrades is just bad strategy dude.

Blakk's now probably ex-allies might not be 100% sure he's alive but the things they probably say about him in their totally real group chat must be legendary

this has been a certified WildSpectre rant

C.C. is a nepo baby huh (makes me wonder about his parents and what they do and what influence they have)

(for context, here's the section about C.C on the fandom wiki which is taken from the old official Slugterra website)

"The somewhat spoiled son of a wealthy family from the Western Caverns, CC always has the latest in blaster mods and armor technology. CC loves a good taunt and a good duel, especially when he wins."

Yeah pretty much

Mr. Saturday: How do I look?

Eli: It’s like a horror movie! You look like you died!

HOLY GUACAMOLE THEY POSTED THIS ON THE OFFICAL FACEBOOK ACCOUNT

Congratulations Dr. Blakk. You’re a big boy who did big boy things.

Eli to Dr. Blakk about ghouls

Translated the tombstones in the official slugterra roblox game

Warning: results are extremely disappointing

I was going to translate the other tombstone but then I discovered that it is THE EXACT SAME BUT UPSIDE DOWN

This is genuinely kind of upsetting like its cool that they used the official language but why bother if it's just going to be gibberish?

(side note: if the staff blaster they add at 25k likes isn't Mr. Saturday's staff I might start tweaking)