If A Person Says Something Stupid, Aim Their Throat. This To Keep Them Quiet

The urge to amputate my left arm bc it felt uncomfortable whenever I tried to sleep facing left side. It felt out of place, imagine how comfy it be sleeping facing left side without left arm bothering you.

Why is it much more easier for me to make friends when I was younger?

Nowadays, making friends is the most awkward and difficult process of getting knowing each other. It took me a while to get used of someone’s presence. I hate making friends as I get older, I just get along with people I known since years ago.

It’s not like I hate having friends, I just hate the process of making friends.

WHERE’S THE HORSE WEARING SOCKS TUMBLR AD I SAW???? WHERE IS IT???? I WANNA MAKE SURE IM NOT HALLUCINATING

I’d shower over my naked body with the blood of my enemy blended with their birthday cake. (Dramatic suspense wowowoowow)

Me? rich? No, I’m just irresponsible. ˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚

Just because we’re close friends and hangout a lot to have great fun, doesn’t mean the consequences is you be falling in love for me.

I’m just ace.

Shitposter couldn’t afford skull emoji 💀

I just fucking know myself, after I graduate high school I’ll be broke as fuck and having a cigarette and rolled oatmeal for breakfast.

Dear and fear, the mouse fret,

Dread and feel, the truth bend,

Behind the door, they barged,

Bridge soon never be build arch.