“I Will Protect Those Who Cannot Protect Themselves”

My (late) contribution for Make A Terrible Comic Day! I've been going to the library more often lately so this has been coming up a lot, cause I want something to read but have had trouble finding anything that I'm comfortable with.

If anyone has recommendations please please let me know because I am struggling.

when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges it’s ‘intelligent’ and ‘really cool’ but when i do it i’m ‘petty’ and ‘need to move on?’ what kind of double standard honestly…..

Police/ Detective Au

Yeea, introducing my new AU.

It’s a ZoSan modern AU, where Sanji and Zoro work as detectives in the same police department. They are married.

Some history aspects are already listed in the pictures, but some more info:

Sanji basically started a new life in a new town.

He got to know Zoro the first day he visited the police department but he started work in a different branch of the department

They were introduced to each other by their boss (Nami) as they were both top graduates of their respective schools and immediately shared a mutual respect for each other

Sanji asked Zoro out after a few weeks, they dated, moved in together and got married pretty quickly

Then Sanji got transferred to Zoro’s department and everyone was excited to see how the (married) top detectives would work together

Only it didn’t work out. at all.

Both are incredibly ambitious and don’t like to share the spotlight, so they always end up fighting when working on a case together.

The first time was so bad, they almost got divorced.

Even though their teamwork is so bad, Nami puts them together as a team occasionally, mostly due to financial reasons.

Usually, they get things done in the end, like the badass married couple they are, but it’ll always be pure chaos.

Outside of work, their marriage functions wonderfully though & I hope to share some fluffy domestic hcs soon.

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So I was recently rereading the Way of Kings, and in the middle of reading one of Kaladin’s flashbacks I had a thought. Deaged Kaladin. LIke they, (probably Navani), would be experimenting with Stormlight or a new fabrial or some new technology in Urithiru, and there’s an accident and suddenly there’s a teenage Kaladin who remembers nothing of the last 7 to 8 years. ‘Cause wouldn’t it be cool if Bridge Four, and Adolin, and Dalinar and all them could meet/interact with teen Kal. Because they would be shocked about how much different he is then compared to now. Like teen Kal has awe for lighteyes, and he hates to hurt people, and he’s torn between being a soldier or a surgeon. He believes in both, and he has to make a choice between them, and then in the middle of all his confusion, bam. He’s in a strange place with people he’s never seen before. If Dalinar or another like “warrior” lighteyes is there, cue the hero worship. Dalinar would want to adopt him on the spot. And Bridge Four would never let him out of their sight because their Captain is insane and always getting in trouble, and they expect the little Captain to be the EXACT SAME WAY. Teen Kal and Lift would be best friends, and she and Syl would enable him in his troublemaking ways, because he would absolutely go around and help all the people who are hurt that he can. And he would constantly be ditching Bridge 4 and Adolin, because you know Adolin would love and be fascinated with this Pure Child who actually likes lighteyes, because whenever Miny Captain leaves their sight he is GOING to get in trouble, and Lift and Syl enable it, because Lift is Lift and Syl finds it simultaneously sweet what Kaladin is doing, and Bridge 4′s attempts to stop him hilarious. 

Here’s another way of putting it since I’m all over the place with this.

Kaladin being deaged in Urithiru and the rest of them dying over this Pure Child. Some sort of accident happened to cause it. He and Lift become best friends. Bridge Four wants to protect this smol Pure Child, and basically stalk him. Or just blatantly never leave him alone. Because their Captain is reckless and insane about his own safety, and they don’t trust him by himself. Dalinar wants to adopt him but Bridge Four keeps thwartng him because the tiny Captain is theirs damn it! Adolin and Shallan love him and join Dalinar in fighting Bridge Four for the small Kal, Renarin is torn between enabling Adolin or Bridge Four. Eventually they set up a rotation over who gets to watch him. Kaladin finds medical supplies and then proceeds to run around all of Urithiru with Lift healing people. It drives everybody crazy. No one but Lift can keep up with him, and she enables him. Syl thinks it’s both sweet and hilarious, so helps Kal. Everyone who he helps loves him. 

Basically, it would be awesome and amazing for Kaladin to get deaged and for all of them to see how he used to be.

Elsa is really bad at charades 😂 this is when Elsa and Honeymaren are officially dating 🥺 and Elsa takes her to Arendelle to play charades every weekend 🥺

Do you guys ever have a time when your thoughts mindlessly wander to one of your OTPs and you’re heart just clenches and you smile a little and you feel instantly happy because you just love that ship so fucking much.

and i’ll fucking do it again

Look at where you get your information. Make sure it’s reliable. Stop causing more pain to people already in a rough place.