When Crows Remember People Who Wronged Them And Hold Grudges It’s ‘intelligent’ And ‘really

What’s with this trope of the light haired boy being in love with the dark haired protagonist

The list can go on eternally if I put my heart into it.

Bonus points if the dark haired boy is oblivious, it’s unrequited or they get a tragic ending

people who leave detailed reviews on fanfiction are a gift to the world

all fanfic writers, ever, awake at ungodly hours doubting everything they’ve ever written or thought of writing until they see that one (or more, hopefully!) magical, long-ass comment that makes every bit of struggle totally and completely worth it (via rudderless-in-an-ocean-of-stars)

in the prison under the castle allaze, in the dark, moldy cells where the greatest criminals in mellinor spent the remainder of their lives counting rocks to stave off madness, eli monpress was trying to wake up a door.

the legend of eli monpress by rachel aaron [x]

“it’s okay. even heroes must cry sometimes, remember?”

My ships do it better??

Venom (2018) + Mark Kermode’s Secrets of Cinema: The Romcom

“For all its familiar tropes, the romcom proves infinitely malleable.“

A. The Way of Kings, The Titans Curse, Spirits End, The Crystal Shard, and Assassin's Apprentice. B. Tony Stark C. Captain America D. Zeref E. Brandon Sanderson F. Fantasy G. One Piece H. Tokyo Ghoul I. The Hobbit J. Good Omens K. ObiKaka L. Stucky M. Thriller O. Good Omens P. Embers Q. Paperback R. The Dark Artifices S. The Hobbit T. As is the Sea Marvelous, and I've Got You Deep in the Heart of Me U. Trafalgar D. Water Law V. Vinsmoke Sanji W. Neither X. Modern or Future Y. Yes. Z. The Eli Monpress series by Rachel Aaron, and anything with FitzChivalry Farseer by Robin Hobb.

📖Book asks📖

A. Top five favorite books?

B. Favorite character of all time?

C. Least favorite ‘good guy’?

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E. Best author?

F. Si-Fi or fantasy?

G. The world you want to live in?

H. The world you love but would never live in?

I. Best book to movie adaption?

J. Movie that actually is better than the book?

K. Favorite ship?

L. Least favorite ship?

M. Romance or thriller?

O. Favorite old book?

P. Biggest book you’ve read?

Q. Paperback or hardcover?

R. Favorite trilogy?

S. Least favorite book?

T. Book/s that make you cry?

U. Biggest fictional crush?

V. Character you would spend a day with?

W. Harry Potter or twilight? Or neither?

X. Favorite time era for books?

Y. Would you ever write a book?

Z. Recommend?

GOD star wars: the clone wars (2008-2014) was the absolute fucking BEST. u do absolutely not anymore buckwild than insane range of emotions that seven seasons can put u thru. obi-wan commits a war crime in the first episode. anakin drinks a space martini. a sixteen-year-old decapitates four men in a single second and it is literally never mentioned again. anakin, obi-wan, and mace windu find SPACE GODZILLA and the entire jedi order collectively drinks We Love Peta™ juice, decide not to kill it, bring it to the capital city, and it breaks out (ofc) and kills, like, a half million people. sheev just hangs out in padme’s office for six whole seasons being, i dunno, evil and absolutely not a single person catches on. there’s a blue guy in a dope-ass big hat who beats every single jedi’s ass and they still only call him, “that guy in the hat.” darth maul’s been living in a literal garbage dump with eight legs for the past ten years. anakin endorses state-sponsored terrorism. padme once contracted the black death. the jedi order tries to prosecute a twelve-year-old for war crimes. maul is forcibly murdered two (2) times over and still lives for some bananas fucking reason. whenever anakin does something mildly risky the darth vader theme plays. yoda asks anakin if they’re friends. the jedi order tries to prosecute a sixteen-year-old for war crimes. a cartoon made for twelve-year-olds has a four-episode arc about government oversight of international banking. this all happens in the range of three years. this show is absolutely fucking nuts.