PETER & PETER & PETER

Tony Stark and his children

Harley Keener was the son Tony accidentally found. Tony was in a dark place, but there was a kid in Tennessee in need of a new dad. Over the years, they kept in touch, and Tony became the only father figure Harley had ever known.

Peter Parker was the son Tony never meant to have. The kid was always getting himself into trouble, from burning buildings to recklessly confronting bad guys. But as they grew closer, Peter became Tony’s son as much as Harley had been, and Tony became his role model — the person he looked up to the most.

Tony saved the world, partly for Peter. Because that’s just what he did for his children.

Morgan Stark was the daughter Tony wanted. Even though she was the only one related to Tony by blood, she certainly wasn’t his only child. Tony vowed never to make any mistake by her, and he saved the world for her too. He protected her as fiercely as he could, till the very end.

Even though Tony Stark never had a father of his own, he never hesitated to provide support to every single one of his children. Tony loved them in his own way, and they loved him back 3000.

Because no one was a better father than him.

Me, watching the prequels: ugh who even cares about the stupid clone troopers

Me, a mere 5 episodes into The Clone Wars: I DO. I CARE ABOUT THESE STUPID CLONE TROOPERS.

Hear me out, it’s not accurate but fuck off, Thanos snaps and Bucky is gone. But ya’ boy Winter isn’t. Winter who doesn’t give a fuuuuuck about the people he’s with; afterall, these are the people that Bucky connected with, not him. He does dig the new arm though.

Everyone, that survived anyway, is treating him with kiddy gloves. Until Tony-Fucking-Stark crash lands a spaceship into Wakanda territory and is the only one who reacts to the Soldier. (“What the fuck is this? Barnes minus the actual Bucky? Great.”). And Winter likes it. He likes the standoffish attitude, and obviously can’t take a hint, so he sticks to Tony like a shadow while they’re trying to figure out how to do this whole “un-snap” thing.

When Tony finally snaps and demands to know why the fuck Winter is following him 24/7 the answer is simple. “You treat me like me, not some broken toy missing a piece.”

ready for battle

Okay, but where is...

That one Hot Wings fic where Dabi is Touya and isn’t even actually a villain, he’s just so pissed about growing up his whole life being told he’s a weak failure who could never become a pro hero that he decides to give Endeavor the biggest middle finger ever by infiltrating the League of Villains and imploding them from the inside out at the exact! right!! time!!!, only to be tasked with indoctrinating the supposed hero-traitor Hawks, which like… oh hell no, Dabi has not put up with creepy Shigaraki Tomura for six months to have this punk ass hero with terrible acting skills literally swoop in and steal his Moment™!

The entire fic is Dabi simultaneously trying to sabotage Hawks and the League and despairing at the complete uselessness and unpredictability of all parties involved. His serious-minded Todoroki soul is screaming, guys.

In the background, Hawks is just like “Villains are weird, my dudes.”

Somehow, it’s a shameless and unwavering rom com.

I don’t have the time or energy to write this, people, somebody needs to come through for me, ASAP.

they deserve to be happy!!! 👏👏👏

Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it

I’ve been a little bit obsessed with bnha ww

GOD star wars: the clone wars (2008-2014) was the absolute fucking BEST. u do absolutely not anymore buckwild than insane range of emotions that seven seasons can put u thru. obi-wan commits a war crime in the first episode. anakin drinks a space martini. a sixteen-year-old decapitates four men in a single second and it is literally never mentioned again. anakin, obi-wan, and mace windu find SPACE GODZILLA and the entire jedi order collectively drinks We Love Peta™ juice, decide not to kill it, bring it to the capital city, and it breaks out (ofc) and kills, like, a half million people. sheev just hangs out in padme’s office for six whole seasons being, i dunno, evil and absolutely not a single person catches on. there’s a blue guy in a dope-ass big hat who beats every single jedi’s ass and they still only call him, “that guy in the hat.” darth maul’s been living in a literal garbage dump with eight legs for the past ten years. anakin endorses state-sponsored terrorism. padme once contracted the black death. the jedi order tries to prosecute a twelve-year-old for war crimes. maul is forcibly murdered two (2) times over and still lives for some bananas fucking reason. whenever anakin does something mildly risky the darth vader theme plays. yoda asks anakin if they’re friends. the jedi order tries to prosecute a sixteen-year-old for war crimes. a cartoon made for twelve-year-olds has a four-episode arc about government oversight of international banking. this all happens in the range of three years. this show is absolutely fucking nuts.