Me, Watching The Prequels: Ugh Who Even Cares About The Stupid Clone Troopers

PSA for Star Wars fans:

PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD ON THIS!!!!

people on here give yoda a lot of shit and say that he was a bad mentor but i’d like to contest that Yoda is and has always been cool as hell and the real problem was that in the days of the Republic he was forced into a shitty managerial position, where he had to worry about paperwork and massive unauthorized clone orders and vetting chosen ones and shit like that when really all he wanted all along was to be a delightfully shitty impish little grandpa living in a hut giving cryptic advice to teenagers 

Like remember that episode of the Clone Wars where the jedi council finally tries to put yoda in a retirement home because he starts talking to Qui Gon’s ghost and yoda calls anakin over like “hmmm…. friends, we are, young skywalker. help me escape this silly place, you must. in it for you, a handful of Werther’s Originals is” like that’s who Yoda is, at his core, and the stifling weight of Force monk bureaucracy took that away from him

people who leave detailed reviews on fanfiction are a gift to the world

all fanfic writers, ever, awake at ungodly hours doubting everything they’ve ever written or thought of writing until they see that one (or more, hopefully!) magical, long-ass comment that makes every bit of struggle totally and completely worth it (via rudderless-in-an-ocean-of-stars)

*When I’m going on a rant about my favorite fandom galore, or something I feel strongly about and some dumb shit says they gonna shut me up*

My best friend:

Look at where you get your information. Make sure it’s reliable. Stop causing more pain to people already in a rough place. 

Okay, but where is...

That one Hot Wings fic where Dabi is Touya and isn’t even actually a villain, he’s just so pissed about growing up his whole life being told he’s a weak failure who could never become a pro hero that he decides to give Endeavor the biggest middle finger ever by infiltrating the League of Villains and imploding them from the inside out at the exact! right!! time!!!, only to be tasked with indoctrinating the supposed hero-traitor Hawks, which like… oh hell no, Dabi has not put up with creepy Shigaraki Tomura for six months to have this punk ass hero with terrible acting skills literally swoop in and steal his Moment™!

The entire fic is Dabi simultaneously trying to sabotage Hawks and the League and despairing at the complete uselessness and unpredictability of all parties involved. His serious-minded Todoroki soul is screaming, guys.

In the background, Hawks is just like “Villains are weird, my dudes.”

Somehow, it’s a shameless and unwavering rom com.

I don’t have the time or energy to write this, people, somebody needs to come through for me, ASAP.

Someone write this please

Civil War au where everything is the same except Bucky won’t stop flirting with Tony in the middle of fights

this is EXACTLY what Hannibal deserves

Layman’s Treatment

“No magic!” Fenris snaps, remaining coherent only through sheer willpower despite the wretched burn carved into his shoulder, currently oozing anonymous fluids.

Anders knows he should be insulted, but he can’t fight his grin. There are a thousand ways to treat a burn; the first, obviously, is magic, and the other 999 all involve bugs.

He can’t wait.

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So I had a little think about this scene. And how Obi-Wan seems to always return people’s lightsaber to them however he loses his own often and it hit me…

Obi-Wan Kenobi doesn’t care about his own life, he genuinly doesn’t care and therefor losing his own weapon doesn’t matter if its just him alone against something. It only matters as long as he can protect someone else but the weapon that is his life?

It doesn’t matter. Obi-Wan doesn’t think his own life matters.

But to Cody, that life matters. So he always returns it to Obi-Wan.