Subtitles From Science Gossip, 1900

My drunk ass: HAPPY HEN YAR Y'ALL. HAAAHAHAH IM DRUNK

Is that too many buttons undone for you people? +

anyways. When can I start screaming

someone has to date me eventually right

my friends r so talented. rb if ur friends are talented

Storytime

Today’s french class was.. weird...

We’re watching a live poem on YouTube about addiction. You know, drugs cigarettes etc etc..

Well after the video our teacher asked us a series of questions about the video, one of the question being how many lines did we think the poem have?

Most people guessed 60-75 and jokingly my friend Dès shouts out 69!!!

My teacher: yea that’s exactly it

Dès: oh shitttt!!

Teacher: why do you think there’s 69 lines guys?

*no one answers*

Me: because sex is an addiction!! (Yes I fucking shouted this in class)

Teacher: YES!

SHE THEN PROCEEDS TO THROW ME A KINDER EGG!!!

So now, a souvenir of today is my kinder egg butterfly Stan lee (rip) and Gertrude.

Grant Wallace (1868 -1955) 

Man as Ego: His 6 Bodies, ink watercolour, coloured pencil on paper c 1920

Used To Be My Girl - Alexandra Palace, London [15-07-2016]

Incase anyone needed it today 💖