Whenloveleaves - Lee

I have a lizard, except he’s not a lizard he’s a dog

-Edeze

Storytime

Today’s french class was.. weird...

We’re watching a live poem on YouTube about addiction. You know, drugs cigarettes etc etc..

Well after the video our teacher asked us a series of questions about the video, one of the question being how many lines did we think the poem have?

Most people guessed 60-75 and jokingly my friend Dès shouts out 69!!!

My teacher: yea that’s exactly it

Dès: oh shitttt!!

Teacher: why do you think there’s 69 lines guys?

*no one answers*

Me: because sex is an addiction!! (Yes I fucking shouted this in class)

Teacher: YES!

SHE THEN PROCEEDS TO THROW ME A KINDER EGG!!!

So now, a souvenir of today is my kinder egg butterfly Stan lee (rip) and Gertrude.

Gay😷IRL

I can get you on the list for all the clubs I can lift you up another semitone

It's looking funky fresh

I join the sacrifice

Amen.

Is that too many buttons undone for you people? +

my friends r so talented. rb if ur friends are talented