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What is a horse? Nobody knows

who doesn't love a ball toy pit?

ever wondered how many crabs might fit in a confined space? what number of horses might go into a padded pool? what quantity of paws might populate a pit typically filled with colorful plastic balls? well, you’re in luck.

for no reason at all, we have decided to make you do some math: we have filled a ball pit measuring exactly 32” x 8" with some true tumblr icons. more pics below (including, of course, a banana for scale). you have 24 hours to guess how many of each toy appears. good luck!

but that's not all—we have more polls for your guessing pleasure:

poll 1: how many crabs have infested the pool? poll 2: what number of mini horse friends? poll 3: how many tiny toe beans are contained within?

happy voting!

do y'all remember when they found all that tf art in Osamu Tezuka's drawer post-mortem because I think about it often

anyway keep chasing your bliss and draw weird shit, god knows we need that right now

Every day I am in complete and utter awe at how deeply ingrained into transformers as a franchise robotfucking is. G1 had two different episodes about cybertronian x human pairings. At least one dude on the beast wars animation team wanted to fuck dinobot enough to lovingly render him posing with his spike out, blackarachnia's design was based off a stripper, and they wrote rattrap as a shameless pervert. RiD 2001 had Sideburn and his only personality trait was being horny all the fucking time. TFA Blackarachnia was somehow hornier than the original and it felt like Some Gay Shit happened about every 20 minutes in that show. The entire team for TFP agreed knockout was the sexiest robot they'd ever fucking seen and decided to let him try to seduce half the cast, and then casually canonize the word "interfacing" as slang for sex, AND THEN steve blum decided to play starscream like its the porn parody of the actual show. Half of rescue bots feels like slow burn human x cybertronian gay fanfic. IDW not only knows you want to fuck those robots but actively encourages you to fuck those robots because Alex Milne keeps dropping softcore robot porn zines at cons. I haven't finished earthspark but I know that dad wanted bumblebee's dick like crazy and the only reason he hasn't pursued it is because he's happily married.

Literally the only tf show I've seen that ISNT that horny is cyberverse, and that show is still ASTOUNDINGLY gay.

I'll be reading valveplug fics, and any and all shame I would usually feel at sexualizing cartoon robots is evaporated when i remember that a nonzero amount of people working for hasbro are sexualizing the robots too. They're hot by design, your honor.

Ideas bumping around my brain about how the factions view interspecies relationships

So I had a thought that bots who are into organics view dating humans as somewhat vanilla/basic (more than half of the autobots who have been to earth have interfaced with a human at least once with either their holoform or mass displacement) compared to other species we're actually somewhat similar. The decepticons who were also stationed on earth have higher rates of interspecies relationships.

Anyways some of the bots view Thundercracker's relationship with his human as kinky/scandalous meanwhile the actual relationship is quite tame. They have a house out in the country with a white picket fence(TC's idea), two kids and a dog.

Damn, are the kids adopted or did Gooncracker manage to get his human pregnant not once, but twice?

(951): you know my pussy doesn’t know between good and evil

im watching rescue bots without headphones and since my roommate is right next to me i am now painfully aware of how much these guys groan all the time. they will not stop moaning. the sounds of metal clanking and whatnot do NOT help

for a website supposedly full of perverts most of you aren't perverted enough

me talking in the tags on tumblr dot com

What is a war if not an excuse to steal a fuckton of horses

this is horrible

Why did Elon Musk divorce his wife?

He heard marriage is a union.

I just know he would love Bluey

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

TFP Unicron

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

the highguard meet their biggest fan

prophecy class cancelled due to foreseen circumstances

Ahh the brick that is Soundwave. Sometimes I just like to ponder his cassette player mode; as such cases, a handle? I figured it would kinda make sense 😌 but alas also makes him a very maneuverable thing, I’m sure those two most definitely are aware. But yknow? Being used to bash the face of your rival in is not the Worst thing to ever happen. It’s like a cat being held by the scruff if you think about it. Basically deactivates all movement cuz the mama is holding them